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LOL Bengals Pics

Can't resist posting this photo and commentary from yesterday's game from reader Matt.  Take it away Matt:

I know a lot of folks back in Cincinnati didn't have to watch the game due to the black out, but because I live in Texas I was able to see it on Sunday Ticket.  I thought Id pass along the highlight of the game.  As they came back from commercial after the saints went up 20-6 in the third, Fox showed that guy that we've all seen a thousand times, the #1 Fan.  Behind him to the right though was a guy throwing caution to the wind sporting a WDR T-shirt.  You could see his face but I took a photo of it obscured in case Mikey Boy sent his thought police after him.

"But SWB you are boycotting the Bengals this guys is killing the cause not supporting it your a hypocrite I hate you are selling out blah blah blah"

Okay okay, I get it.  This guy shouldn't even go to the game.  Just suspend your fervent, fundamentalist dedication to The Cause for a moment and take some time to laugh.  Some folks are always going to go to games, assholes that they are, and at least they can wear our damn shirts to mock Mike Brown.

(also, for those trolls in the comments who will condemn us for simply exploiting fan sentiment to make a buck ourselves, please note we've actually made TWO whole bucks off our t-shirt sales.  seriously, that's an audited figure.  i can put you in touch with our accountant holyshitaccountingisboring@wdrisrippingyouoff.com should you wish to verify it)

Support the Revolution Through the Medium of T-Shirts

DonkeyTs, a WDR t-shirt partner and local CIncinnati company has launched a few new t-shirts to get you ready for the impending decade long Bengals malaise.  Get your own "Fire Bratkowski" and experience being escorted out of a stadium that you might have helped pay for!  Or, pick up a snazzy WDR branded  "HIRE A GM" shirt to wear at your company Holiday party!  And hey, marginally attractive t-shirt models like the shirts too! 

 

FINKLE: The Laces Were In!

Get your new Shayne Graham customized "Finkle: The Laces Were In!" shirts today by clicking on the image on the left of the screen.  Our friends at DonkeyT's are also the exclusive sellers of our "HIRE A GM" shirts.  More designs coming in the offseason so you can support the Revolution through the medium of t-shirts.

New Rules for Jersey Etiquette at a Bengals Game

From 2003 to 2008 (the first five years of the Marvin Lewis era in Cincinnati), it was a crime for a fan of Mike Brown's Bengals to wear the jersey of a Bengal player that isn't on the team anymore. Nor was it acceptable to wear personalized jerseys (and be over the age of 13) or to wear college gear. And the Bengals Pro Shop was a must pilgrimage for a Bengals fan at least once of twice during the year.

But now that Mike Brown's Bengals have not hired a GM, have not added any scouts, performed like a big pile of suck winning only four games (all meaningless), was the only team in the bottom ten in the NFL that did not make any coaching or management changes, Marvin Lewis chuckled and battled through every press conference expressing that he doesn't really care if there are fans, and the team used former Pittsburgh Steeler coach Bill Cowher's quote to entice Bengal fans into returning(this would be like having Jim Tressel write Michigan football's season ticket renewal letter); the need to wear the jersey of an active player has gone in reverse.

Let's take a look at the new rules for jersey etiquette at a Bengals game...

Rule #1 - Who's jersey should you wear?

Used to be...

Wearing a jersey of a Bengals that is no longer on the team was grounds for endless ridicule. If your guy left town, your jersey should have been lit of fire (failing a store offering 50% another jersey with a trade in - ah, in a perfect world). Wearing the jersey of an active player or Bengal legend was a must.

Is now...

Wearing a jersey of a Bengals that is no longer on the team is awesome. The older the better, the more random the better. The more tattered the jersey the better. The only true tule is that the random players should be from the Mike Brown era. Gus Frerotte, Neil O'Donnell, Jeff Blake, Carl Pickens, Corey Dillon, Neil Rackers, Darnay Scott, Jon Kitna, Jeff Query, Harold Green, Eric Steinbach, Willie Anderson, Deltha O'Neal, Madieu Williams, Akili Smith, Peter Warrick, Kelley Washington, David Pollack, Odell Thurman, Justin Smith, Kenny Irons, and David Klingler are all in play.

To review...

buying and wearing a brand new Keith Rivers jersey: waste of money; wearing a David Klingler jersey that you've had for years stuck in a drawer: AWESOME! Keep this in mind when Mike Brown let's Touraj Houshmandzadeh (aka The Hardest Man in Bengals history) walk in about two weeks.

Who Dey Revolution T-Shirts are Here

The long wait is over - the Who Dey Revolution t-shirts are finally here in all their glory.  Click here or on the image at the left and beware their amazing beauty.

Show your support for the Revolution by wearing this shirt at all future games. 0% of the proceeds from sales of this shirt will go to Mike Brown. 

Stop wearing your Bengals merchandise to games.  Wear your new WDR gear and show you support "A Manifesto for Change."