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  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the eighteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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March 07, 2008

Happy 41st Birthday JEFF QUERY

The man, the myth, the legend, Jeff Lee Query was born March 7, 2007, and is the first of hopefully many profiles of amazing Bengal Single Season Hero Performances.

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Query looks like he wants to punch Klinger in the head


Jeff Query played parts of 4 glorious seasons as a Cincinnati Bengal, and contrary to popular belief he was more than just the proud owner of the greatest Kentucky Waterfall this side of Andre Agassi. (One can only imagine how big a heartthrob Query was around the greater Cincitucky area)  People forget but for one amazing season Jeff Query was a damn fine NFL wide receiver.  The year was 1993 and rumor has it that his wallowing around in the toxic waste that surrounded Spinney Field gave him superhuman abilities. Nothing else could explain these new found powers that led Jeff Query to flat-out dominante opponents during the Bengals fall 1993 campaign. That the Bengals went 3-13 that year is but a minor side note to Query's virtuso performance. In 1993 Jeff Query was unstoppable as he amassed 56 catches for 654 yards at 11.7ypc to go along with 4 big TD grabs.


Just take a look at his game log from the season:


Regular Season

Games

Receiving

Rushing

Fumbles

WK

Game Date

Opp

Result

G

GS

Rec

Yds

Avg

Long

TD

Att

Yds

Avg

Lng

TD

FUM

Lost

1

09/05

@ CLE

L   14-27

1

1

3

80

26.7

51

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

2

09/12

IND

L   6-9

1

1

4

44

11.0

13

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

3

09/19

@ PIT

L   7-34

1

1

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

4

09/26

SEA

L   10-19

1

1

6

59

9.8

17

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

5

Bye

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

6

10/10

@ KC

L   15-17

1

1

3

69

23.0

25

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

7

10/17

CLE

L   17-28

1

1

4

32

8.0

11T

1

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

8

10/24

@ HOU

L   12-28

1

1

5

45

9.0

18

1

1

5

5.0

5

0

--

--

9

Bye

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

10

11/07

PIT

L   16-24

1

1

6

48

8.0

12

1

1

8

8.0

8

0

--

--

11

11/14

HOU

L   3-38

1

1

2

30

15.0

24

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

12

11/21

@ NYJ

L   12-17

1

1

6

44

7.3

13

1

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

13

11/28

RAI

W   16-10

1

1

3

43

14.3

24

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

14

12/05

@ SF

L   8-21

1

1

3

36

12.0

14

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

15

12/12

@ NE

L   2-7

1

1

2

17

8.5

10

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

16

12/19

RAM

W   15-3

1

1

5

74

14.8

43

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

17

12/26

ATL

W   21-17

1

1

2

21

10.5

17

0

--

--

--

--

--

--

--

18

01/02

@ NO

L   13-20

1

1

2

12

6.0

7

0

--

--

--

--

--

1

1

TOTAL

16

16

56

654

11.7

51

4

2

13

6.5

8

0

1

1

What a year 1993 was!!!


Just imagine what could have been for Jeff Query if only the Bengals had any semblance of an offense that year. If only it hadn’t taken the Bengals offense until their 15th game to break the 20 point barrier. If David Klingler hadn't gotten absolutely Klinglered (to the tune of him being sacked 40 times while amassing what was unfortunately not an statistical anomaly with a mighty 66.6 passer rating).  If only...


Now for all those people who want to point out that having Jeff Query as your second receiver was a part of the problem and not the solution, well I say shame on you. Jeff Query was comet streaking through the night sky and we were all just lucky to have witnessed such brillance.  Jeff Query, you sir wil always be a Bengal hero.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .348 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-181 in 17 seasons)

      15-23 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      6 3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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