Ladies & Gentlemen, this is Phil Rivers, QB for the San Diego Chargers, our opponent this week.
He's probably sane. But he sure doesn't look like it.
It's Friday and we could use a little comedic relief. Fortunately for us, KSK makes a living creating mock-skits based off a fictitious Phil Rivers personality, aka Marmalard or King Laserface. My Christmas gift to you? A link to every post tagged Marmalard on KSK.
My personal favorites are here, here, and, of course, here. King Laserface is very offensive. Be forewarned.
If you do follow the links, be sure to avoid their Chris Henry writing. Like all things on KSK, it is in extremely poor taste. That's just what they do. And most of the time it's really damn funny.
But I'm saving the best for after the jump:

