Back in June, I declared my love for the UFL's as-yet-unnamed Orlando franchise. Now, they have a name. The Orlando Tuskers. Also, they added another ex-Bengal, and this one's a doozy. PFT is reporting that former Bengal great Odell Thurman is joining the Tuskers. The Bengals' king of DUI arrests, rumors of meth addiction, shady hometown beat-downs and season crushing suspensions will join Chunk and the gang for what looks to be the UFL's best team (they have Mike Vick's rights should he have to go that route).
Anybody else waiting for the emotional practice reunion when Thurman gets his hands on Chris Perry? I've always wondered what happened if a completely stoppable object met an irresistibly drunken force. With any luck, we're about to find out.