My season preview is going to be very one sided because I'm sick of thinking or talking about the Bengals offense. Its coached by an imbecile and most of the time that isn't fun to watch. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, which most of us are. But I digress...
This season for me is all about Mike Zimmer fucking up opposing offenses with his mind and ridiculously large testicles. The man has mastered football gestalt. In art terms it means something or other about a work of art being bigger than the sum of what's on the canvas. In football terms, its coaching players to function as a well oiled fire breathing death machine. And in 2010, I believe that the Bengals D is going to be like Caesar's Legions advancing to and fro as they please, raping and pillaging and salting the earth as they ride out of town.
That's why I have the Bengals going 17-2 and winning the chip.
Or Brat and TO will send everything straight to hell and they'll go 5-11.
I have no idea which.