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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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It would be great to rent an animated billboard on game days, off at least one major exit to/from PBS

Yes, be sure to line up to get/renew your season kick-nuts

they didn't even replace fat old Jim Lippincott

they list what 7 guys on their web site under "player personnel" but half of these guys are old enough to be put out to pasture

Zimmer brought a good defense, that's enough to beat bad teams, and that's enough to become an annual-one-and-done show for the post-season.

hey with three more post-season losses in a row the Bengals will own that record all to themselves...

Enjoy it while you can, Mikey. Five play-off teams come to PBS next year - Pats (12-4), Ravens (10-6), Colts (11-5), Packers (11-5), and Vikings (10-6). In case your wondering that's as many play-off caliber teams as the Bengals saw all last year. MFB better get serious about spending that 55 million, or he is just loading up that stadium so folks can get a front row view of some beat-downs.

Nothing has changed really. We have a great young core of players in Geno, AJ, MJ, and Andy etc. But Mike Brown will sit on his hands when it comes to making necessary moves to get them over the top. PA should've been fired after that pathetic performance by his group (47 sacks, near the bottom rushing #'s), but he'll be back yet again. As for free agency, it will be more of the same. We'll lose either MJ or Andre and will use our 1st rounder to replace them. MB will also leave our WR group as is, even though it was obviously a weakness down the stretch. Apologies for the rant. Good to see this site is still going, btw.

Good luck Jason nice post...

Nice to be here and see your post!

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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