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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Holy shit, a site update!

Ok, they've got HueJack back, and still have Jay ", that is" Gruden...
what's the worst that could happen here, dare I ask?

Let me guess: Zimmer leaves, and they try to have one them fill his shoes LOL.

What I'd like to see happen, would be Zimmer leaving to be the Bengals *head coach*,
and then have those other two work it out, with Zimmer still around,
as long as any funny business is going to go on...which it will of course


Got a gig writing over at Still posting under the same moniker. See you guys on both sides. Who Dey!

I, however, do not have a new writing gig.
I'm with Hofbraunow - they are hedging their bets in case they need a new offensive coordinator next year.

Something is indeed afoot, and though it may not smell like a rat, it certainly does not smell like roses...

And so my question is, who will be at these three spots for the Bengals next year:

Head Coach?

Defensive Coordinator?

Offensive Coordinator?

Where will the vacuum start, and what staff positions will be affected, w/ personnel changes?

Yes, it's amazing; there's a new blog posting (sure there'll be more as Bengals new develops).

Holy shite, a sit-up-straight blog posting;
holy sit-down-and-shut-up, it's a here's-your-new-blog posting.

Can't blame guttersnake for seeking other pastures
(another example would be JM who now calls the west coast "home" ),
slow as things have been, and especially since he's now back home,
and not stuck in no-man's land somewhere...

Tough to find any gig these days, let alone with something like writing,
which ideally means not only a gig, but something you might actually *want* to do...


Estoy totalmente de acuerdo con usted.

that is nice and its so awesome from some one can get helpfull from it.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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