Become a Fan

Support the Revolution!

Connect with WDR

WDR Shirts

Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

Inaugural Post

Email Us

« Nuff Ced | Main | ?????????? »

October 17, 2011


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

"He" is Mike Brown.

Yea, Mediocre Marv that HE would not be YOU or MFB now would it? LOL What an arrogant PRICK Marv will always be! He thinks his crap does not stink! BTW, some are saying he is talking about Carson.

Yeah, actually, Carson makes the most sense, based on just those couple of lines taken out of context.

Marv is a moron who will never work as a Head Coach again after he's finally tossed aside by MFB.

I'm gonna go with Carson as the "he."

That shit with Dustin Dow is one of the reasons I really can't stand Marvin. He's a good coach - prepares his team well, teaches good fundamental football, seems like a good leader - but he's a poor game manager, and an arrogant prick when it comes to dealing with people he doesn't control. I honestly think he's just as big a reason for Carson leaving as Mike Brown. They never really struck me as having a particularly close relationship.

Wouldn't be the first time that I have heard, "its actually Marvin", in reference to #9 retirement.

I completely forgot about the Dow incident (shaking my incrediously).

You are absolutely right about Marvin that he is quite poor game manager.

I think the ambiguity of the matter actually works against Marv than for this cause... by keeping the proverbial 'he' shrouded in mystery, the local media and sports pundacratcy (at least those who care) are left to speculate and dredge up all possible identities. What you get is the host of honorary or loyal comrades being brought out of the realm of the misunderstood or zealot fandom and out into the light. Part of me actually has to consider that if Marv is savy, and this is a very calculated wink the Revolution… but probably not.

Nonetheless, the takeaway from all this is that the lack of 'butts in seats' is being noticed and felt. The message is continuing to spread. MFB knows why people are coming. Lewis knows why people aren't coming. But most importantly, the fan base knows why… and those who don't are asking. This is where the WDR needs to pour it on.

If you are in Cincinnati and are central to the organization, please contact me. I've had a line on hats for the last month. They are black with orange stitching and they read "Support Your Hamilton Country Local WDR" with tribal sketched tiger heads coming off the WDR letters. You'll have to trust me, it looks tasteful. I have the option of putting "Hire a General Manger" on the back… If there is a base of people who would be interested, I can put together an order. I just need to know numbers and coordinate for funds. You can contact me through my email which is my screen name, send me your phone number, and I'll call and go point-to-point with you. That's about all I can offer from North Carolina!

Fuck Mike Brown.

Off topic from this discussion but here you go bengal fans:

Bengals may be getting a 1st rounder for Palmer from the Raiders...Could Mike Brown be doing something smart for once???

Will, correction. It looks like 2 first rounders.

Spin this one into Mike being an idiot. Maybe, just maybe he was smarter than everyone here?

Right because Mike was thinking this morning...."If they offer me a first rounder and second rounder with an escalator type clause the next year I'll deal." Please, Oak was desperate to keep their good season alive in light of Al's passing, and Hue Jackson knows Carson well. Note though, that the Carson deal came AFTER Garrard basically said he would rather have back surgery than play for the Raiders. It certainly cannot be spun into Mike being an idiot, but if this exonerates him for the last 20 years in your eyes, you need to get them checked. That said, I will give the Org. credit. They took a TERRIBLE situation (CP trade demand, non existent off season, loss of two iconic WRs, new OC) and have so far, done very well with it. DO I think Mike has realized the error of his ways? No, do I think he will perhaps continue to slowly bend on some of his stubborn idiocy regarding player personnel and facilities? Maybe, but he's still go a long way to go to reach respectability in my eyes.

Yes, I read that "he" comment and wondered whether it referred to Mike Brown, Palmer or another individual (e.g., Daugherty). Without worrying about who the "he" actually was/is, I thought about financial consequences to MB & Co. of having 1/3 of the stadium empty on game day for a season.

Figure that average set prices are about $75 and that the stadium holds about 65,500. One-third reduction in gate revenues over 10 games amounts to about $16.375 million. Now we can argue on each side of the monetary trail that some games will sell more tickets, that pre-season games aren't as highly affected (because they don't sell out anyway), that the economy would affect gate revenues anyway, that the number of vacant luxury seats isn't accurately calculated into "average" values, that losses from concessions aren't reflected etc. However, we can make a ballpark figure that Brown's Bengals have taken a hit of about $20 million this year. That all comes from MB's PR blunders that have followed shitty performance and lack of investment to keep the team on track with the rest of the league (i.e., practice facility, use of GM, scouting).

So the media finally has gotten the public to respond to this 20 year situation? No. Daugherty was saying this all along. The thing was that Mike Brown had to drive off all the excess fan interest until there wasn't even enough support to fill a stadium. Now a few wins against marginal teams probably won't get that capacity back right away. A few trades won't do it either. This franchise will have to win a playoff game because the expectations are now higher. If that doesn't happen, people won't take notice. Now we can watch the games on computer broadcasts coming from Europe in virtually real time -- no need to buy a $75 ticket and spend another $40 in parking and concessions; no need to purchase Sunday ticket; no need to even go to a bar and spend $50 to support a bar that is paying for Sunday ticket (in non-blacked out areas).

So the good thing is that market forces are finally coming to bear on Mike Brown. He's a smart and cheap enough lawyer to know that we're finally onto the profit aspect of his mismanagement. We'll see whether he can talk his way back into a full stadium or whether he'll have to finally utilize Best Practices in management to get buy back. I hope it's the latter because there is no hope for sustainable success in a competitive industry without adhering to Best Practice philosophy.

I know some of you are planning something similar with real estate as your side gig. Anyone else working on a similar set up?

Preheat oven to 400F and bake for 12 to 15 min or until golden brown. Remove from oven and brush again with melted butter.

You are absolutely right about Marvin that he is quite poor game manager.

The comments to this entry are closed.

MikeyBoy Brown Twitter Updates

    follow me on Twitter

    • Bet on USA's Favorite Pastime – Football Betting  at BetUS

    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

    Enter your email address:

    Delivered by FeedBurner



    March 2013

    Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
              1 2
    3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    10 11 12 13 14 15 16
    17 18 19 20 21 22 23
    24 25 26 27 28 29 30
    Blog powered by Typepad