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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Do you think they would let me get this one?



Find out:

All special plates have an additional fee collected to cover the costs of production and special handling required. Some special plates also include a fee that is earmarked for the organization. For example, collegiate plates fees go to general scholarship funds. The additional annual charges range from $0 to $50 for special plates depending upon which plates are ordered. The fee is charged each year, including years when only a validation sticker is needed.

This money doesn't go to Mike Brown's fat welfare wallet, in any way, does it? Pretty sure this was asked years ago, but don't recall seeing an answer.

Unrelated, but I heard on the radio the other day the Eagles' single game tickets sold out in less than an hour. I know how Mike Brown would counter, but we all know it's bs. If the Bengals had FA signings like that, plus got something out of Carson and acquired a decent vet QB, the results for ticket/merchandise sales would be essentially the same as what the Eagles are doing. And we all know the Bengals have the cap space to sign anybody.

"Anybody's" are the only players left to sign.

Wouldn't it suck if Leon signed with Houston too?

Love having something to look forward to.

PLate is awesome, so are the two suggestions by rk, I like the second one better. On the FA signings, I love the Manny lawson signing, and to a lesser degree, the Thomas Howard signing as well, and you KNOW I love the Brandon Johnson re-signing. Really needed some help at LB and they got it. Decent repacement for JJoe, but never should have let him go in the first place (should have locked him up last year) I also don't hate the Gradkowski signing given his familiarity w/ WC offense and although I saw at least two other O linemen I wanted signed, I don't mind the Jean Gilles signing at all, need Guard help (since they were too stupid to keep Evan Mathis). Overall, I think the bengals made themselves a lot better on both sides of the ball (better on D). I could see anything from 3-13 to 8-8 (pipe dream). They should go get Asante Samuel now, even if they have to trade for him, THAT would make up for the loss of JJoe with 3 good CB's to run with.

It don't matter. I will be shocked if they get 5 or more wins even with the soft schedule. Also, I find it hard to believe that if you get a personalized Bengal license plate that none of it goes to Mike Brown. That would mean Mike Brown let the state of Ohio use his Bengals logo for free. And Mikey only likes it when the free train is docked in his station. So I wouldn't get the Bengal plate, I'm pretty sure people will figure out if you have "FU MB" and your driving around Cincy everyone will know what you're talking about.

The best way of dealing with the Bengals is really to ignore them other than ranting on web sites like this one. Don't watch. Don't attend games. Don't buy anything with a Bengal logo on it. You can periodically check the standings and assure yourself that Mike Brown's suckitude is going forth and multiplying.

Did Donte Whitner and his agent just punk Mike Brown?

Used his offer to get a better one?

I think so.

HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA, I feel like they could really use the safety help, but it is satisfying to watch Mikey get the shaft.

We need to do everything we can to infuriate not only Mike Brown but employees of the organization. Which means e-mailing, calling, and sending letters not only to the front office but to associates in tickets sales, employees who work at the stadium, sponsors, and anyone else affiliated with the Bungles and question their motif and question them as to why fans should root for this team. We need to act as annoying as possible to display our displeasure in the organization. Trashing the stadium with old merchandise when you drive by, or if you are in the stadium pissing over everything in the bathroom but in the toilets, 'accidentally' shitting on the floor, accidentally, knocking over merchandise racks in the pro-shop, etc. Anything to disrupt the organization! I know its classless and immature but isnt Mike Browns operative ways pretty childish as well...

Doc's got a new column up on SI (highlighted on the main page, even) detailing the Bengals' attempts at prepping Andy Dalton to get killed this year. He gets in some pretty decent shots at the management, so it's definitely a good read.

Yup, that's gunna do it.

I only wish that license plate also said

"Birthplace of Banner-Trailing Aviation"

Bullets Over Broadway? Ha!

*Never Forget*

: )

I second the the thought of another poster:


We need billboards or ads that tell fans to 'Stop going to home games.'

'Help make the team better by forcing change.'

We need to stop attacking Brown (pointless) and call out fans.

The young man filled out his form and sat down with the seven other applicants in the waiting area. After a few minutes, the young man stood up, crossed the room to the door of the inner office, and walked right in. Naturally the other applicants perked up, wondering what was going on. They muttered among themselves that they hadn't heard any summons yet. They assumed that the young man who went into the office made a mistake and would be disqualified.

Legally speaking, PublishAmerica might not have broken any laws yet. So, they're still in business. They can even advertise right here on my page (I've seen them but I haven't figured out how to stop them and now that I wrote a story about them, they'll probably show up more. I'm sorry.) Please don't use them.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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