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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Too bad most Ohioans, specifically those who still attend Bengals games, aren't smart enough to get it.

"Hire a General Manager" needs to give way to new "Sell the Team" shirts! That needs to be the mantra and demand from this point forward. You can say it won't happen, but it has as much of a chance as hiring a GM does and a GM doesn't guarantee any change. As long as Mike Brown is involved in any way, I don't care who is hired as Head Coach or GM, things will not change. Furthermore, I don't believe anyone in the family can be trusted to change things much, even if Mike were not involved. If there were dissent in the ranks, it would have unearthed itself by now, especially if anyone truly cared about winning and competing with the best year in, year out. You can be a Bengals fan, support the players and team, and still chant "SELL THE TEAM! SELL THE TEAM! SELL THE TEAM!" Don't boo the players or coaches, as they are doing everything they can given what they have and given the environment they have to work in. Want to blame the coaches, who hired them? Want to blame the players, who really approved them? It is 100%, absolutely Mike Brown's fault. He owns it, he is responsible for it. We need to help the Cincinnati Bengals declare their independence from the Brown family. The coup beings today... "SELL THE TEAM!" It's the only way forward.

Ya know... ...this is the one time that I wish the state of Ohio decided to throw off the 'yoke' of the offensive personal license plates -- just to see what people could come up with related to the Bengals and MBB.

Forget sell the team.

I'm for:

Please die soon.

Great article about the ineptitude of MB by Rick Reily. Thought id share. I love the part about taxpayers boycotting, the question is how can we convince all the idiots out there that still believe MB has the best intentions for this franchise? Enjoy

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6866409/rick-reilly-bengals

It doesn't matter if the tax payers boycott. The sponsors need to boycott. Mike Brown doesn't need to sell a single ticket at Paul Brown Stadium so long as his luxury boxes are full. That's why he tricked Hamilton County voters to get him a new stadium - Cinergy had no luxury boxes, and therefore Mike Brown had no leverage to keep a failed franchise going indefinitely.

To get him out, you need to kick him in the balls AS A CITY. Can't just be the everyday fan, it needs to be the big boys, too.

Good one, Robert.

Rich

This season could be the worst one yet....
The organization is being dissed left to right.
And for some absurd reason fuckin brown seems to be enjoying it.
I think this prick is doing it on purpose.
There is no way that one human could be this shit at doing something for this long wihtout it being on purpose.
Maybe his pops Paul used whoop his butt when he was young and this is his way of payback.
REGARDLESS someone needs to assassinate this cocksucker fast.

Killing is wrong, wishing death on someone is wrong. It doesn't make the wdr cause look good.

But I HATE Mike Brown and his family full of idiots. I wish them nothing but the worst.

Sell The Team!

sell the team
Sell the team
Sell the team

Outdoor dining is such an obvious plus for downtown.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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