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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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this isn't the place I wanted to post this but I wanted somebody to see it. Could we start a list of unhappy players/x-players?

Corey Dillon
Chad Johnson
Terrell Owens
Carson Palmer
Cedric Benson
Takeo Spikes?
Justin Smith?
Boomer Esiason?

Can anybody else add to this list?

hell yea Reds

SOSOSO....THERE'S A HERO.

The Cubs have been doing this for years and it is pretty cool. It was a lot of fun to walk around Wrigley to check out the view from various seating options and then make a selection.

Glad to see the Reds are becoming a class act again. I may have to start following them again. I left during Marge Schotts reign of terror which was followed by the alcoholic Jim Bowden's destruction of the organization.

Unfortunately Bowden followed me to Washington, DC and now the Nationals will take years to recover from all of the bad decisions made from their start.

I loved Marge Shott My fathers boss lived next door to her and we use to play with the dogs when I was a kid of course I had no clue how she was I was just a kid so I will never see her the way other people did and I think thats for the best.

iknowit: Carl Pickens, Dan Wilkinson

Punter Lee Johnson was cut for criticizing Mike F Brown.

Probably should put TJ Douchemanzedah on there too. And can we list Chad three or four times?

Willie was unhappy with the way he was treated on his way out, and criticized the team while he was with the Ravens.

Steve Young?

GO REDS! Spend your money on them pleeease! Jocketty can make Ohio Sports Relevant again!

I am new to this community and i hope you all will update the events day by day. Keep blogging an I like to share this information with all my friends. Thanks a lot.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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