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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Berding is the same scumbag that helped in the stadium deal with Bedinghaus and they both work for MFB and Berding is a current city council member. http://jeffberding.com/ Hmmmmmmmmm No Ethical or Moral Values going on here now is there. Is $25 worth of Bengals garbage worth NO CHANGE?

I'd like to see some changes in their PR department as well as their Scouting...

I could write a more persuasive letter by the time I was a sophomore at Xavier....

This letter should start out: Dear gullible morons, Let me simply say on behalf of all of our coaches, players, staff and ESPECIALLY ownership, Mike love's sleeping on your money. Most season ticket holders for other teams receive discounts on their pro shop gear, but we'll send you some shitty cards instead...ah what's the fucking point...nothing will ever change here.

Any ideas on a team I should support?

WDR, get with it. Anyone see this???

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6051119

Palmer wants a trade? I love it

Carson is asking for a trade and/or will retire per Chris Mortenson on ESPN. LOL I am glad Carson came out and said this now because MFB just sent out this renewal letter to the season ticket holders. Way to help out Carson, you are the man!

I love it! Seeing Carson the "Leader" of this team demand a trade and/or contemplate retirement , just shows how dysfunctional this organization truly is!

Please Please Please let these reports be true.

Carson Palmer is now my favorite bengal of all time!!!!!

Oh Carson My Carson!

This is a belated Christmas present for Mikey. He won't have to pay him now. Also, if Palmer really wanted to play again, he just sealed his fate by going public. No way Mikey will trade him now. Enjoy retirement Carson.

At least Palmer's admitting that he's been Bengalized... stuck with losing, but financially set for life... well there's no point losing then, is there?

Also: Palmer can take a couple years off and come back in 2014. He'll still have a few years left. Mikey gets to do his act of spite by not trading Palmer, and Palmer gets to avoid further Bengalization.

Good for him!

Every Bengals veteran who is set for life should do likewise.

It won't be so bad: between Jordan Palmer, Jamarcus Russell and Tavaras Jackson a talented successor will emerge. Wow, we are watching a train wreck. The face of the franchise would rather walk than take 13 million to play another year. Welcome to the revolution, Comrade Carson.

I wish I could be graded to another team.

Let the revolution begin.

Carson Palmer should be the honorary president of the revolution.

WDR Task #10 - Let ownership know you are so fed up with the way thing are being ran that you'll retire and walk away from almost another $50 million dollars before you play another snap for his franchise.

@Kevin Jones: Hilarious and so true! Carson has out project-Mayhem'ed us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks @FormerFan. This is the equivalent of Brad Pitt's character in the movie "Snatch" having money on himself the whole time.

Will be CANCELING my 3 Season Tickets along with Ben. Stick this up your ass MB!!

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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