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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Yea, you know, god forbid the guy points out what EVERY GOOD FAN OF THIS TEAM KNOWS... And further, basically backs up what you folks stand for. Guy is speaking the truth, and do you really blame him for wanting out? Did you blame Carson? Give me a break. And lastly, No production? Maybe last year when Carson was obviously directed to force feed the ball to TO, but again, gimme a break, guy's the most proliifc WR this team has ever had... HANDS DOWN, nobody comes close. WAAAAAY off base. Everybody wants to hate because he has the audacity to open his mouth (and admittedly, sometimes insert foot). Shameful post. On the subject of Bobbo though, sweet, sacrificial lamb, Mike apparently opened his eyes and ears. Next up, bubble plans, groundbreaking begins 2020. Shortly after, Katie gets the GM nod from Mike fromo his death bed. ho hum

Once Chad became Planet Ocho, we'll call it sometime during 2009, it seemed like the off the field stuff became malignant and not benign with respect to his on the field performance. But yes, from like 2004-2007 he was about as good as it gets. It certainly feels as if he has worn out his time in Cincinnati, and that a change of scenery would be good for everyone.

And if he wants to talk shit about Mike Brown on his way out, I'll remember his time here all the more fondly than I already do.

If we insult Mike Brown enough will Mike get out of town? Keep talkin Chad, maybe someday he'll listen.

Go Ochocinco Go!

And take Mike Brown and Katie Poo with you!

He had a bad year last year, but who on this offense didn't? There's nothing more interesting/dangerous than a man with nothing to lose. This could get interesting with Chad, and at this point, I think we're all rooting for an abject train wreck.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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