Become a Fan

Support the Revolution!


Connect with WDR

WDR Shirts


Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

Inaugural Post

Email Us

« Joe Reedy Doesn't Get It Yet, But He Will | Main | MNF First Half Thoughts »

November 08, 2010

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00e550080ede8833013488d00489970c

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference MNF Headline: Mike Brown on Brink of Reaching 200 Losses Faster than Any NFL Owner:

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.


Every stiller fan they've shown on the pre-game show tonight looked like they had lipstick on...and they had short hair....ACTIVIA


You other people, have fun out there...just remember...someone has to mind the store

WDR Forever, Mike Brown NEVER

It's taken nearly two decades, but Mike Brown has finally figured it out.

1. Get big names for cheap.
2. Get good coaches that will coach for cheap.
3. Keep the coaches long enough for fans to grow to hate them (ensured by his organization's unrelenting futility).
4. Control all personnel decisions.
5. Put together the shittiest offensive and defensive lines imaginable.
6. Conduct business as usual with cost cutting/GM bonus receiving/etc.
7. Watch and chuckle as beleaguered and demoralized fans blame the players and coaches.
8. Profit.

I believe in reincarnation.

9. And, by the way, do all that and become the worst loser of any owner in NFL history all while the fans don't even notice while they do No. 7.
10. Do it all again next year, 'cause you've got losing perfected.

Let's have a toast for the douchebags, a toast for the assholes, let's have a toast for the assholes, every one of them I know, let's have a toast for the jerkoffs, that'll never take work off...

(And that, douchebags, is how you work song lyrics into a blog post's comments...not that meandering bullshit we had to suffer through a few weeks back.)


Gentlemen, let me remind you, we are at war...and war means...beer...and strategy


Nobody say anything about Carson Palmer...because that is T.O.'s teammate...and, it's not fair

The sun shine fiercely.


Here's what Wade Phillips heard from the booth:

60-Stretch Fah--Huggggh...


I'm still waiting for the highlights


I see a lot of Stillers getting injured...cause if they like it then they shoulda-puta ring on-it

And history has been made!

Of course, it's a shame that some of the players that tried to make an inspired go out of it have to fall short, but let's keep the focus of this ignominious achievement on who it should truly be on: one Michael Brown.

Your dubious honor was truly earned, sir.

im calling out marnvin,brown and palmer and all the head coaches,the fix is known and soon will be revealed so i ask all the one in all organized sports what will u do when it comes to past that you been pulling wool over ur loyal fans knowing the outcome of all games and then the fans who got you rich might want alittle pay back so only thing i can say to all organized sports that u might not screw with who wins or loses and let the better team win .i just wonder who won the bid for the superbowl and im not talking were it be held.goooooooooooooo jets

mike brown just piss because balitmore didnt want him because that wanted an owner who bid and pay out for a superbowl in which that got the brown s team which was bull and than i guess the owner of ravens won the bid in 2000.in a way all the teams that didnt win u proubly was the better team than the ones that has won it.fake fix u name it i think ill rather watch WWE sence they came out sayingthe r enterament

The comments to this entry are closed.

MikeyBoy Brown Twitter Updates

    follow me on Twitter

    BetUs.com

    • Bet on USA's Favorite Pastime – Football Betting  at BetUS

    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

    Enter your email address:

    Delivered by FeedBurner

    Categories

    Categories

    March 2013

    Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
              1 2
    3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    10 11 12 13 14 15 16
    17 18 19 20 21 22 23
    24 25 26 27 28 29 30
    31            
    Blog powered by Typepad