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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Now this is something Bengals-related I can actually celebrate!

Is it official? No last minute extensions to sell out or anything, right?

...Probably by selling out the remaining tickets prior to the game (using discounts to charities (so MBB can write it off of course) but ensuring that it just didn't happen prior to the TV blackout rules. He will still claim it as a sell-out. He probably also will bust 'Buffalo Balls' by blaiming them for being so horrible that 'they couldn't hold up their end of the bargain!'

What I am really waiting for, is if there was anything in the contract with the county (Gee, I am glad I am only indirectly affected now as I've moved northward) that gave him (MBB) penalty monies from said county because there wasn't a sellout by a certain time. You'd have thought that as outstanding of a 'sweetheart deal' that 'Bedingcrud' gave his now BOSS (A double SOB btw), he would have engineered in even MORE that the Bengals would get from the county in the event of a non-sellout -- even though the cause of such things has nothing to do with the county but rather the teams' performance!

Oh well, let us wait. Maybe there 'might' be a God if we find out that none of this was figured into the lease. Lord knows we, the county, got screwed over the taxes etc. Why not this?


I am sending this in clear text...we need to, shall we say, get a WDR logo on the Jumbotron at PBS..that shouldn't cost anything should it...

How much for a 5-second spot on local TV...just to flash the WDR logo? 1 second? 1-1 thousand? 1 misissippi?


PS I saw that SWB fired Brat...I saw that...I read it...so I'm thinking that was it...but you know, Mike will probably let him hang around the clubhouse, you know, just to jaw and steal jerky


PS that's "1-Mississippi"....had to add an "s"....

I am from here

It might be a small victory, but any victory is welcome.

This franchise does not deserve sellouts. Mike Brown does not deserve sellouts.

Go former tickets buyers of Cincinnati! :-)

Just something that I forgot to comment on... ...You can project (an opinion) all you want and... ...you may be right. But to state it as fact... That's wrong!

I see this happen a LOT on this website. Speaks volumes for and ABOUT the writer.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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