Per Baghdad Hob at Bengals.com, Bob Bratkowski will be wired for sound during tonight's Bengals-Jets game.
Can't wait to hear the genius at work.
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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto
- Preamble
IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;
Introduction
WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:
Manifesto Demands
THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”
THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;
THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;
THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;
THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;
THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”
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Project Mayhem
- 1. Report Mike Brown to the JERK Line
- 2. Bengals Billboards: Hire a General Manager
- 3. Complete Boycott of Bengals Merchandise and Concessions
- 4. Donate your Tickets to Lighthouse Youth Services
- 5. Signs at the Colts-Bengals Game
- 6. "Put Your Yellow on our Brown" Urinal Cakes
- 7. Send a Letter to Commissioner Roger Goodell
- 8. Season Ticket Boycott
- 9. Plane Pulling a Banner over Training Camp
BetUs.com
Are You a Douche Bag?
Open Letter to Mike Brown
Bengals Futility - By The Numbers
20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game
0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner
.359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)
29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers
6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.
0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility
10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006
32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007
458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS
2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal
3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league
747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona
118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.
97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.
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- "Adam" Jones
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- a pimp named huggie bear
- a pimp named Huggy Bear needs to choke this bitch
- al davis is fucking crazy
- Andre Caldwell
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- Anthony Collins
- antonio bryant
- Antonio Chatman
- Antwan Odom
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- Bill Simmons
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- Bob Bratkowski
- Bobbie Williams
- Brad St. Louis
- Brandon Johnson
- brat called another run and all i got was this stupid t-shirt
- brian kelly
- Brian Leonard
- BTtDwYMTGitMB
- but man can he negotiate a stadium deal
- call another run, brat, I DARE YOU
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- Chad and TO will combine to form the quad-laser!
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- Chunk
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- Eric Steinbach
- ESPN
- eugene monroe
- evan mathis
- Expressing Your Frustration Through License Plates
- f***
- Faces of the Who Dey Revolution
- Facilities Upgrade- Manifesto Demand #3
- favrefavrefavrefavrefavrefavrefavre
- Feeling better about the Bengals through hatred of the Steelers
- Film
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- FJM-style
- Food and Drink
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- friday
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- Gamedays at BlackFinn
- gameplan fail
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- Hard Knocks
- HippopotaSmith
- his name is chris crocker, you fuckheads
- Honorary Member of the Who Dey Revolution
- Houston Texans
- how can mike pay himself a gm bonus if he signs good players?
- how the hell do you lose to Oakland
- hugs lookin' good
- i am shocked SHOCKED to find gambling in this establishment
- i change my mind whenever the hell i want to change my mind
- i'd blame Katrina on Brat if i could
- i'm an asshole, you see
- Indianapolis Colts
- inevitable letdown games
- Intelligent Player Personnel Decisions - Manifesto Demand #4
- it's disorienting because it's smart
- J.T. O'Sullivan
- Jacksonville Jaguars
- Jason Shirley
- Jay Gruden
- Jeff Berding
- Jeremi Johnson
- jermaine gresham
- Jerome Simpson
- Jim Courier, American Hero
- jim tressel
- Johnathan Joseph
- Jordan Palmer
- Kansas City Chiefs
- Katie Blackburn
- Keith Rivers
- Kevin Huber
- Kim Jong-brown
- King Laserface
- Laveranues Coles
- Leon Hall
- Leonard The White
- Levi Jones
- Linebackers
- Lockout
- Lost Generation
- Luxury Suites
- Mama call him Clay - I call him Clay. Cassius Clay.
- Marmalard
- Marvin Lewis
- Matt Jones
- Michael Johnson
- michael oher
- Mike Brown
- mike brown signs pieces of shit like you for breakfast
- Mike Nugent
- Mike Zimmer
- MikeyBoyBrown
- Mmmmm....Denny's
- Mo Egger
- Montgomery Inn
- Morgan Trent
- Mullets
- Music
- Nate Livings
- New York Jets
- no not that Mike Brown, the other Mike Brown
- no one expects the reform judaism inquisition!
- Norm Chow
- nose candy
- Offensive and Defensive Line Depth - Manifesto Demand #5
- Offensive Line
- oh my god he spit on his hand
- our offensive coordinator is a sociopath
- our team is fucking crazy
- Pacman Jones
- Pat Sims
- Paul Brown
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Pittsburgh: Where Bad People Deserve Their Shitty Lives
- Players
- Posts of the Week
- Preseason
- Project Mayhem
- Public Statement of Commitment to Win A Super Bowl - Manifesto Demand #1
- Q&A
- Q&As
- Quan Cosby
- ramblings
- Rashad Jeanty
- rebuilding
- Redeeming Lost Souls
- Reds
- Reggie Kelly
- Religion
- Reshuffle and Strengthen Front Office - Manifesto Demand #2
- Rey Maualuga
- Rob Weintraub
- Robert Geathers
- Roger Goodell
- Roy Williams
- Salary Cap
- Sam Wyche
- Schedule
- Science
- Scouting
- Season Previews
- Sellout Streak
- Shayne Graham
- Show your support for the revolution through the medium of t-shirts
- Signing Washed Up Players for Cheap to Give D-Bags False Hope
- soooooo fat
- Soul Cleansing
- Sports
- St. Louis Rams
- Stadium
- Staffing
- Steelers Hack
- Taking the Who Dey Revolution to the People
- Tale Gate
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- Television
- The Dark Ages
- The Dialogue
- things we got wrong
- Ticket Boycott
- TJ Houshmandzadeh
- TO
- toboggans
- tom cruise is fucking crazy
- tramp stamp
- Travel
- UC
- wait, not f***, FUCK
- Washington Generals Cup
- WDR Guest Post of the Week
- Web/Tech
- Weblogs
- wet fart games
- what do you expect tomorrow's thanksgiving
- Why PBS has more bathrooms per capita than any stadium in the NFL
- Why the Bengals Ruined My Childhood
- Willie Anderson
- Woody Paige
Join the Who Dey Revolution
Categories
- "Adam" Jones
- 3 other losses don't make a win
- a pimp named huggie bear
- a pimp named Huggy Bear needs to choke this bitch
- al davis is fucking crazy
- Andre Caldwell
- Andre Smith
- Andrew Whitworth
- Anthony Collins
- antonio bryant
- Antonio Chatman
- Antwan Odom
- are we sure they didn't sign the ex-bench coach for the Yankees
- Arizona Cardinals
- Baghdad Hob
- Baltimore Ravens
- Ben Utecht
- BengalLeaks
- Bengals Financials
- Bengals Heroes
- Bernard Scott
- Big Daddy Drew style rants
- Bill Simmons
- BlackFinn
- Blackouts
- Bob Bedinghaus
- Bob Bratkowski
- Bobbie Williams
- Brad St. Louis
- Brandon Johnson
- brat called another run and all i got was this stupid t-shirt
- brian kelly
- Brian Leonard
- BTtDwYMTGitMB
- but man can he negotiate a stadium deal
- call another run, brat, I DARE YOU
- Canadians - with their dirty hands and beady eyes
- Carson Palmer
- Cedric Benson
- Chad and TO will combine to form the quad-laser!
- Chad Johnson
- Chase Coffman
- Chicago Bears
- Chicago Blackhawks
- Chinedum Ndukwe
- Chris Henry
- Chuck Klosterman
- Chunk
- Cleveland Browns
- Clinton McDonald
- Coaching
- COAs
- cocaine
- Commitment to Win a Super Bowl - Manifesto Demand #6
- Current Affairs
- Dan Rooney
- Daniel Coats
- Dave Rayner
- David Jones
- DeDe Dorsey
- Defense
- Defensive Backs
- Defensive Line
- Delusional
- Denver Broncos
- Dhani Jones
- Digg
- Domata Peko
- don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
- double chins
- Douche Bags
- draft
- Draft Analysis
- Duke Tobin
- embarrassing things the bengals can easily fix but don't
- Eric Steinbach
- ESPN
- eugene monroe
- evan mathis
- Expressing Your Frustration Through License Plates
- f***
- Faces of the Who Dey Revolution
- Facilities Upgrade- Manifesto Demand #3
- favrefavrefavrefavrefavrefavrefavre
- Feeling better about the Bengals through hatred of the Steelers
- Film
- FJM
- FJM-style
- Food and Drink
- Football Outsiders
- Franchise Tag
- Free Agency
- Free Speech
- Free Speech, America
- friday
- Front Office
- fucking dan coats
- Fui Vakapuna
- Gambling
- Game Day
- Gamedays at BlackFinn
- gameplan fail
- Games
- GM
- Green Bay Packers
- Hangover Cat
- Hard Knocks
- HippopotaSmith
- his name is chris crocker, you fuckheads
- Honorary Member of the Who Dey Revolution
- Houston Texans
- how can mike pay himself a gm bonus if he signs good players?
- how the hell do you lose to Oakland
- hugs lookin' good
- i am shocked SHOCKED to find gambling in this establishment
- i change my mind whenever the hell i want to change my mind
- i'd blame Katrina on Brat if i could
- i'm an asshole, you see
- Indianapolis Colts
- inevitable letdown games
- Intelligent Player Personnel Decisions - Manifesto Demand #4
- it's disorienting because it's smart
- J.T. O'Sullivan
- Jacksonville Jaguars
- Jason Shirley
- Jay Gruden
- Jeff Berding
- Jeremi Johnson
- jermaine gresham
- Jerome Simpson
- Jim Courier, American Hero
- jim tressel
- Johnathan Joseph
- Jordan Palmer
- Kansas City Chiefs
- Katie Blackburn
- Keith Rivers
- Kevin Huber
- Kim Jong-brown
- King Laserface
- Laveranues Coles
- Leon Hall
- Leonard The White
- Levi Jones
- Linebackers
- Lockout
- Lost Generation
- Luxury Suites
- Mama call him Clay - I call him Clay. Cassius Clay.
- Marmalard
- Marvin Lewis
- Matt Jones
- Michael Johnson
- michael oher
- Mike Brown
- mike brown signs pieces of shit like you for breakfast
- Mike Nugent
- Mike Zimmer
- MikeyBoyBrown
- Mmmmm....Denny's
- Mo Egger
- Montgomery Inn
- Morgan Trent
- Mullets
- Music
- Nate Livings
- New York Jets
- no not that Mike Brown, the other Mike Brown
- no one expects the reform judaism inquisition!
- Norm Chow
- nose candy
- Offensive and Defensive Line Depth - Manifesto Demand #5
- Offensive Line
- oh my god he spit on his hand
- our offensive coordinator is a sociopath
- our team is fucking crazy
- Pacman Jones
- Pat Sims
- Paul Brown
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Pittsburgh: Where Bad People Deserve Their Shitty Lives
- Players
- Posts of the Week
- Preseason
- Project Mayhem
- Public Statement of Commitment to Win A Super Bowl - Manifesto Demand #1
- Q&A
- Q&As
- Quan Cosby
- ramblings
- Rashad Jeanty
- rebuilding
- Redeeming Lost Souls
- Reds
- Reggie Kelly
- Religion
- Reshuffle and Strengthen Front Office - Manifesto Demand #2
- Rey Maualuga
- Rob Weintraub
- Robert Geathers
- Roger Goodell
- Roy Williams
- Salary Cap
- Sam Wyche
- Schedule
- Science
- Scouting
- Season Previews
- Sellout Streak
- Shayne Graham
- Show your support for the revolution through the medium of t-shirts
- Signing Washed Up Players for Cheap to Give D-Bags False Hope
- soooooo fat
- Soul Cleansing
- Sports
- St. Louis Rams
- Stadium
- Staffing
- Steelers Hack
- Taking the Who Dey Revolution to the People
- Tale Gate
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- Television
- The Dark Ages
- The Dialogue
- things we got wrong
- Ticket Boycott
- TJ Houshmandzadeh
- TO
- toboggans
- tom cruise is fucking crazy
- tramp stamp
- Travel
- UC
- wait, not f***, FUCK
- Washington Generals Cup
- WDR Guest Post of the Week
- Web/Tech
- Weblogs
- wet fart games
- what do you expect tomorrow's thanksgiving
- Why PBS has more bathrooms per capita than any stadium in the NFL
- Why the Bengals Ruined My Childhood
- Willie Anderson
- Woody Paige
Recent Posts
- Maualuga Signing Will Define Lewis's Reboot Tenure
- Bengals Salary Cap Room - Clip and Save
- Doc Nails It
- Bears, Flowers and Dogs
- Another Opportunity Squandered By the Bengals Front Office
- Annual Playoff Q&A with 'TexansChick' Steph Stradley of Houston Chronicle
- A Return To Houston
- Jimmy Johnson Explains Why The Bengals Are Forever The Bengals
- Doc Checks In With Former Bengals, Now Steelers Fan
- When Will Enough Be Enough?
What the mic picks up:
Brat: "Hey... what's that in my pocket?" [digs around] "Loose change? no... too big. Marble? Gum?" [thinks a bit] "Oh yea.. i think those are my nuts. Glad I figured that out or it might have bothered me the rest of the game"
Posted by: EricTheYank | November 25, 2010 at 08:23 PM
"Hey, wait. Mike Brown said I wasn't allowed to have nuts while I coached for him. Maybe its a tumor"
Posted by: EricTheYank | November 25, 2010 at 08:43 PM
Here's Brat:
"60-stretch, fa- [huuuggghhh]...just run that, every posession, for the rest of the first half...I sure am glad Jerry Jones isn't here pushing soda at me...soda is unhealthy"
Posted by: Hofbraunow | November 25, 2010 at 09:13 PM
"Brat Wired For Sound"
That just sounds funny : )
Posted by: Hofbraunow | November 25, 2010 at 09:27 PM
Well there's an answer that I spent years mulling over -- Incompetence actually DOES make a sound!
Posted by: wch | November 26, 2010 at 02:51 PM
If a Brat play-calls in the forest...
...The Bengal offense could probably not do any worse
Posted by: Hofbraunow | November 26, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Brat is wired allright...he's wired as a not-so-undercover spy, to make sure any sensible offensive efforts by the Bengals are kept to a minimum
Posted by: Hofbraunow | November 27, 2010 at 02:40 PM