This article is almost too hilarious to be true, and made me think it was perhaps Bizarro Rob (see picture immediately below) not Rob himself who said it, but true it seems to be:
Because it is so amazing and I simply cannot run the risk of someone being too lazy to click the actual link, I am copying and pasting Big Rob's comments:
"There's a big hullabaloo about [Ward's] penalty but those guys need to shut up," Ryan said in remarks distributed by the team. "This is our team, they don't coach our team. We do. If they want to worry about a cheap shot they ought to look at first-and-10 on the 35, third quarter, 4:24 left, make sure you get that down, and watch their guard Nate Livings. Our kids played great the whole game. They want to [complain] about [Ward] and he hit a guy in the face. This kid hits our guy in the back after he got a sack for a forced fumble, Fujita, and a blocked field goal over him.
"Then this kid dives and hits him in the back of the legs. If you want to talk about cheap, talk about this [expletive]. Excuse me, Nate Livings. We are the least penalized defense in football. If we aren't, we are always one of the tops. That's how we teach. We teach a hard, tough, smart brand of football. We don't give away yardage. People think we are out to hurt them, we are out to hit them. We are not out to hurt anybody or maim anybody, we are out to hit them and they are going to get hit. To be honest with you, I think we took Cincinnati's best shot, and we won. That's the facts."
I am simultaneously completely enraged at Rob Ryan for his closing shot at the Bengals team which makes me want to peel the skin off of his body and then throw him in a pool of vinegar and incapable of stifling my own childish laughter at his take on Nate Livings. I feel like this is a good starting off point for some comments. Who Dey!