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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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October 04, 2010

Monday Night Fantasizing...

...do you find yourself openly lusting after more than a few of the playcalls tonite by each team?  I do.  They just replayed that Ricky Williams screen pass TD for the Dolphins and I immediately turned into the football fan equivalent of a disgusting middle aged British sex tourist on his first visit to a Thai beach.  Just a horrible, depraved creature full of immoral desire for decent offensive coaching.

This happens all the time actually.  In fact, whenever I watch other NFL teams.

I watched the simple but devastating interference routes the Colts ran on the goal line to tie the game at 28 versus Jacksonville yesterday and reacted the same way.  "Oh. Yes. Interference routes. Legal. But dirty. Soooo dirty. I'm gonna design a roll out all over your face.  Yessssssssssssssssss."

When you find yourself openly lusting after other teams playcalling, it's a pretty good sign your relationship with your current coordinator is doomed.

Sigh.

Posted by on October 04, 2010 at 11:12 PM in i'd blame Katrina on Brat if i could, our offensive coordinator is a sociopath |

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But then you go home to yet another off-tackle audible.

Posted by: Mike H | October 05, 2010 at 12:33 AM

Cincinnati Groundhogs... same as they ever were.

I fucking hate Mike Brown.

Posted by: MikeBrownStillSucks | October 05, 2010 at 02:59 AM

Ah the off-tackle audible, the dry HJ of nfl plays...

Posted by: Sleeping With Bieniemy | October 05, 2010 at 09:52 AM

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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