Since the Bengals are Garbage and no one around WhoDeyRev has much to say about this team we're bringing in outside help to diagnose the Bengals organizational problems.
BillCowher'sRacistPsychoticChin - Considering how insanely sociopathic he is, not much. The one gripe I do have with him is his redeemer shit. The only time I agreed with him trying to give a guy a second chance was Matt Jones. Too bad Matt Jones' unwavering belief in cocaine and being a hillbilly superseded his incredible talent on the field. The other guys he's taken flyers on have all been reprobates and malingerers or from Canada (Jeanty).
What's wrong with Katie Blackburn?
BillCowher'sRacistPsychoticChin - Nothing at all. Good god do I want to slide the tip of my chin down the crack of her ass.
What's wrong with Marvin Lewis?
BillCowher'sRacistPsychoticChin - He's more worried about getting better than actually being good. You know who else says that kind of shit? People that are in jail. You know who is in jail? Black people. You know why black people are in jail? Because they aren't good. You know why they aren't good? Because they're black.
What's wrong with Bob Bratkowski?
BCRPC - He doesn't call enough plays for Brian Leonard.
What's wrong with Mike Zimmer?
BCRPC - Nothing. Last time I said something bad about him he dipped me in a simmering pot of tomato sauce. And as much as that turned me on (I'm a masochist), I don't want to go through it again. Mike Zimmer is too much man for my criticism.
What's wrong with Carson Palmer?
BCRPC - He's lost his mind with Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens trying to talk to him all the time.
What's wrong with Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens?
BCRPC - How much time you got?
What's wrong with the D-Line?
BCRPC - They've gotten complacent. They used to be desperate. But now that they have all the money in the world to buy crack things like getting pressure aren't that important to them anymore.
What's wrong with the cornerbacks?
BCRPC - Too much cop speed.