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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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that was a dumb post.... this whole website is dumb...

"this whole website is dumb"? Wow, that was brilliant. Let me guess, you are from Pittsburgh?

Shit like that is why I read this site over Hobson/Reedy echo chambers like the Jungle and Stripe Hype. As a Bengals fan, this site is the best thing I got going. God knows it ain't the team.

That was probably the most racist i've heard the Chin.

Racist Chin is awful racist today.

Yeah, it's too bad he's any kind of "-ist"; that sounds too professional...

also, most of the time, an "-ist" describes an "-ism",
and most anything ending in "-ism" sounds like a religion...

go ahead, try it, take your pick...

btw, I blame Chin's condition on his abusive upbringing, his sheltered routines and too much red meat.

Wow. It's a good thing this site lost all it's credibility last year, otherwise these ridiculous "chin" posts would be really embarrassing.

I don't live in Ohio, but has Mike Brown actually said anything about his team's downhill slide??.......I know its a stupid question, but just wondering?


"lost all credibility last year,..."

That is fucking funny

How exactly did it lose credibility?

Because it still wanted the Bengals to be a winning team, even after they won a few games?

What the FUCK! Was this piece of shit diatribe really needed?

Look, you want to 'bang' on the Bengals, that's your choice but even 'trying' to be funny (here's a hint -- it didn't work!) you bring in subjects that are asinine to begin with. Are you a closet racist etc? This is shit that NEVER needs to brought up yet you choose to do this.

Here's what's gunna happen there Sport... ...This website is going to gain an accoloade (or maybe just a passing mention) etc., and your shitty post is going to stand out right from the git-go to DELEGITIMATIZE this website (that's ok though, it earned that status a while back -- but you aren't helping it any).

People are going to look at this website and say: "What? That piece of shit irrelevant website? The one that let's some members (apparently a 'big wig' at that) voice a thinly veiled racist plant disguised as comedy or satire. First off, it isn't humorous in the slightest, secondly, there is no justification to mention half the garbage that are in some of those posts.

Gawd, this website needs to be re-examined and assigned the college monniker: 'Mr. Irrelevant!'

BTW, we need an indoor practice facility. It will help the Bengals win just about as much as a veiled racist ridiculous post on a once proud and legitimate website.

BTW, did it ever occur to you that if someone contacted the media outlets who once talked of this website in a positive way and told them to review it again -- determine whether it deserves any merit whatsoever -- they would cry foul just because of posts like yours. They would NOT give this site an ounce of credibility just based on its content alone.

Time to turn in your 'party card.'

Jessica Alba probably likes the Dolphins (she probably calls them the Flippers).

I think the Dolphins are kind of dumb.

They are like from the 70's or something...their whole getup...they look like the fucking Brady Bunch would go see them and make an episode out of it (like when they went to Kings Island, lol)...

Meanwhile, I am obviously from the Valley, in the 80's, for using the word "like" that way...

Ah, I see we have achieved our 56th straight home game of corporate support...'sellout'...haha (that means "haha" in cyber-speak)

8:23, 1st quarter:

Cedric Benson is going AT them

8:25, 1st quarter:

7:25, 1st quarter:

Cedric Benson is going **AT** them

2nd qtr, 7:20 or so :

Carson's got a feevah...but it looks like the sun is in everyone's eyes...even the Dolphins defenders

2nd qtr



Cedric Benson is going ***AT*** them

WDR has become Hofbraunow's twitter account.

If the Revolution succeeds, all tweets will become
The Party's blog entries...even if they are 2 minutes before the game

How do land mammals get beat by g****mn flippers?

Yeah, the chin joke is... really lame.
I do wish there was a game-time post or at least something other than the dumb chin column to laugh at the latest bengals' ineptitude.
I didnt catch all that much of the game on TV - I got really bored watching 3&out after 3&out after 3&out. Did anything actually happen in the game after the interception-turned-TO-TD?

No Mike H, you have done the most colorful color commentating that could be done under the circumstances:

"...3&out after 3&out after 3&out."

At 9 or 10 on the scale, the anger has led to major problems/crime. Maybe they are in prison for some crime committed during an outburst of anger. They may need major deliverance from an obvious demonic problem.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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