Since the Bengals are Garbage and no one around WhoDeyRev has much to say about this team we're bringing in outside help to diagnose the Bengals organizational problems.
BillCowher'sRacistPsychoticChin - Considering how insanely sociopathic he is, not much. The one gripe I do have with him is his redeemer shit. The only time I agreed with him trying to give a guy a second chance was Matt Jones. Too bad Matt Jones' unwavering belief in cocaine and being a hillbilly superseded his incredible talent on the field. The other guys he's taken flyers on have all been reprobates and malingerers or from Canada (Jeanty).
What's wrong with Katie Blackburn?
BillCowher'sRacistPsychoticChin - Nothing at all. Good god do I want to slide the tip of my chin down the crack of her ass.
What's wrong with Marvin Lewis?
BillCowher'sRacistPsychoticChin - He's more worried about getting better than actually being good. You know who else says that kind of shit? People that are in jail. You know who is in jail? Black people. You know why black people are in jail? Because they aren't good. You know why they aren't good? Because they're black.
What's wrong with Bob Bratkowski?
BCRPC - He doesn't call enough plays for Brian Leonard.
What's wrong with Mike Zimmer?
BCRPC - Nothing. Last time I said something bad about him he dipped me in a simmering pot of tomato sauce. And as much as that turned me on (I'm a masochist), I don't want to go through it again. Mike Zimmer is too much man for my criticism.
What's wrong with Carson Palmer?
BCRPC - He's lost his mind with Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens trying to talk to him all the time.
What's wrong with Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens?
BCRPC - How much time you got?
What's wrong with the D-Line?
BCRPC - They've gotten complacent. They used to be desperate. But now that they have all the money in the world to buy crack things like getting pressure aren't that important to them anymore.
What's wrong with the cornerbacks?
BCRPC - Too much cop speed.
that was a dumb post.... this whole website is dumb...
Posted by: fuckoff | October 29, 2010 at 11:40 AM
"this whole website is dumb"? Wow, that was brilliant. Let me guess, you are from Pittsburgh?
Posted by: scott davis | October 29, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Shit like that is why I read this site over Hobson/Reedy echo chambers like the Jungle and Stripe Hype. As a Bengals fan, this site is the best thing I got going. God knows it ain't the team.
Posted by: Dan R. | October 29, 2010 at 02:12 PM
That was probably the most racist i've heard the Chin.
Posted by: Kevin Jones | October 29, 2010 at 02:54 PM
Racist Chin is awful racist today.
Posted by: Sleeping With Bieniemy | October 29, 2010 at 05:04 PM
Yeah, it's too bad he's any kind of "-ist"; that sounds too professional...
also, most of the time, an "-ist" describes an "-ism",
and most anything ending in "-ism" sounds like a religion...
go ahead, try it, take your pick...
btw, I blame Chin's condition on his abusive upbringing, his sheltered routines and too much red meat.
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 29, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Wow. It's a good thing this site lost all it's credibility last year, otherwise these ridiculous "chin" posts would be really embarrassing.
Posted by: Airjawa | October 30, 2010 at 03:38 PM
I don't live in Ohio, but has Mike Brown actually said anything about his team's downhill slide??.......I know its a stupid question, but just wondering?
Posted by: Sambo | October 30, 2010 at 07:53 PM
Not
Funny
Posted by: babtoy1784 | October 30, 2010 at 08:17 PM
"lost all credibility last year,..."
That is fucking funny
How exactly did it lose credibility?
Because it still wanted the Bengals to be a winning team, even after they won a few games?
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 30, 2010 at 08:51 PM
What the FUCK! Was this piece of shit diatribe really needed?
Look, you want to 'bang' on the Bengals, that's your choice but even 'trying' to be funny (here's a hint -- it didn't work!) you bring in subjects that are asinine to begin with. Are you a closet racist etc? This is shit that NEVER needs to brought up yet you choose to do this.
Here's what's gunna happen there Sport... ...This website is going to gain an accoloade (or maybe just a passing mention) etc., and your shitty post is going to stand out right from the git-go to DELEGITIMATIZE this website (that's ok though, it earned that status a while back -- but you aren't helping it any).
People are going to look at this website and say: "What? That piece of shit irrelevant website? The one that let's some members (apparently a 'big wig' at that) voice a thinly veiled racist plant disguised as comedy or satire. First off, it isn't humorous in the slightest, secondly, there is no justification to mention half the garbage that are in some of those posts.
Gawd, this website needs to be re-examined and assigned the college monniker: 'Mr. Irrelevant!'
BTW, we need an indoor practice facility. It will help the Bengals win just about as much as a veiled racist ridiculous post on a once proud and legitimate website.
BTW, did it ever occur to you that if someone contacted the media outlets who once talked of this website in a positive way and told them to review it again -- determine whether it deserves any merit whatsoever -- they would cry foul just because of posts like yours. They would NOT give this site an ounce of credibility just based on its content alone.
Time to turn in your 'party card.'
Posted by: wch | October 31, 2010 at 12:42 AM
Jessica Alba probably likes the Dolphins (she probably calls them the Flippers).
I think the Dolphins are kind of dumb.
They are like from the 70's or something...their whole getup...they look like the fucking Brady Bunch would go see them and make an episode out of it (like when they went to Kings Island, lol)...
Meanwhile, I am obviously from the Valley, in the 80's, for using the word "like" that way...
Ah, I see we have achieved our 56th straight home game of corporate support...'sellout'...haha (that means "haha" in cyber-speak)
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 12:48 AM
8:23, 1st quarter:
Cedric Benson is going AT them
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 01:25 PM
8:25, 1st quarter:
7:25, 1st quarter:
Cedric Benson is going **AT** them
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 01:49 PM
2nd qtr, 7:20 or so :
Carson's got a feevah...but it looks like the sun is in everyone's eyes...even the Dolphins defenders
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 02:00 PM
2nd qtr
6:06
5:40
Cedric Benson is going ***AT*** them
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 02:05 PM
WDR has become Hofbraunow's twitter account.
Posted by: Mockenrue | October 31, 2010 at 02:42 PM
If the Revolution succeeds, all tweets will become
The Party's blog entries...even if they are 2 minutes before the game
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 02:47 PM
How do land mammals get beat by g****mn flippers?
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 04:04 PM
Yeah, the chin joke is... really lame.
I do wish there was a game-time post or at least something other than the dumb chin column to laugh at the latest bengals' ineptitude.
I didnt catch all that much of the game on TV - I got really bored watching 3&out after 3&out after 3&out. Did anything actually happen in the game after the interception-turned-TO-TD?
Posted by: Mike H | October 31, 2010 at 04:07 PM
No Mike H, you have done the most colorful color commentating that could be done under the circumstances:
"...3&out after 3&out after 3&out."
Posted by: Hofbraunow | October 31, 2010 at 04:27 PM
At 9 or 10 on the scale, the anger has led to major problems/crime. Maybe they are in prison for some crime committed during an outburst of anger. They may need major deliverance from an obvious demonic problem.
Posted by: true religion outlet | April 18, 2011 at 03:58 AM