WhoDeyRed brought me in to talk about the Bengals Browns "professional football game" happening this Sunday. And after I looked at the matchup I have to go with the Browns. Look at their running back situation. Jerome Harrison made the league his crackpipe at the end of last year. Peyton Hillis is white. So they go with Hillis to get the bulk of the carries this year. That takes some old school, deep south racist stones right there. I have to tip my cap to that sort of cutting off your nose to spite your face personnel decision. High five to whoever on the Browns decided to say, "Fuck Jerome Harrison. What has he done for us lately? And by lately I mean the offseason. You're not going to win a starting job on the Browns by being merely good when real games are happening. You've got to be getting yards in the offseason, not lazing about."
So yeah, gotta love the Browns for that. As for the Bengals. Jesus. I know I shouldn't be cutting their OC so much slack. But damnit, he's white and old and probably has told a mexican or two to get off his lawn within the last couple hours. So just because he "can't come up with a solid offensive philosophy to save his life" or "tie his own shoes without accidentally hanging himself" everyone thinks he's a bad coach. I think he's a fine coach and I also think he should get some sort of award for his brave decision to try to kill Cedric Benson slowly by running him behind a shitty line 50 times a game. That sort of under the radar racism makes me happy to watch such a horrible offense perform. Now if only Palmer would throw to Shipley more often and not that nightstalker T.O., I could fully get behind this Bengals attack.