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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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apparently it's true? just saw this on twitter: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/5vcdiv

Did you see the comments on ProFootballRumor? Buncha Steelers fans saying "typical Bengals" and whatnot, when their team is the one that's been linked to steroids for 30+ years now.

Not steroids, just a banned substance? I'm so relieved...now I can get back to that faith I was having...now I can get back to my faith...

...and my hobby...of banning substances...you just name it, and I will ban it, nay, I will banish it...begone, substance! Begone you, begone I say!


I blame whoever gave it to him...I also blame the devil...and, I also say, that whoever tried to 'ban' it, didn't do a very good job...obviously not...or he would not have been able to partake of the so-called 'banned' substance...I'm guessing it was Hostess Fruit Pies...let's all crucify Fruit Pie the Magician...

DEEP D LINE, would be a loss, no doubt, but far from the end of the world if the moron who runs this league suspends him for 4 games. That said, I aint buyin till i have the proof. Lastly, whoever mentioned the Steeler fan/PFT poster "typical Bengals fan" stuff is right on, worst fans EVER are Vikings Steelers, and OSU, that's right you bunch of blowhard idiots, I said, deal with it, you're in that same class of people.....

SWB is right... after Cushing, this is actually a story? We all learned from the collective yawn that came from sports punditry that PEDs are a non-issue. Move along, people, there's nothing to see here.

Interesting note by John Thornton about the issue: http://www.allproblogger.com/2010/09/09/nfl-drug-testing/#comments

@Wyatt: obviously we can't read your tone, but are you surprised at Stealer fan reaction? Uber-arrogance, hypocrisy and immaturity are prerequisites to donning the black-and-yellow. I expect it as much as I expect that the people who wrote those comments are related to someone named Bubba (likely most to the same Bubba), have a couch and fridge on their porch, and are missing several teeth. It comes with the territory. "Stupid is as Stealer does."


I only hope that mike Brown will redeem Floyd Landis...then, maybe Floyd Landis can recruit Lance BallStrong...Who Dey!

"and OSU, that's right you bunch of blowhard idiots, I said, deal with it, you're in that same class of people....."

hate to open this debate but seriously? How many OSU radio ads take shots at UC? How many OSU t-shirts jab at UC? None.

UC sniffs the ass of success, plays a real team and is destroyed and it is Ohio States fans fault I guess. UC got good and Ohio State fan didn't care until UC fan picked the fight.

Lets leave college football out of this. Thats a flame war no ones going to win.

Lets get back to the moral of the story. Steroids are awesome and Bengals players should take the cutting edge ones that they don't test for yet.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81a67f58/article/bengals-de-odom-to-play-while-appealing-positive-test?module=HP_headlines

Looks like it's just something from a prescription he's taking, which is an exemption under the league policy. He ought to be just fine.

Thing is he wasn't all that explosive last season he reminds me of Justin Smith a Strong hard worker who never gives up on plays..Most of his sacks weren't because he torched a tackle but there was great coverage and he kept going.


"...he wasn't all that explosive last season..."

Yeah, but they have commercials all the time for that...I think there's even something available over-the-counter for that...or at least in an ad in the back of a magazine at the newsstand


Explosiveness aside, I think they prescribe steroids for asthma and apnea


I still think he should be burned at the steak...you know, like it's the last one, and I call "dibs", but then I have to reach for it

@Major Payne: I wasn't serious or surprised. I actually grew up in Steelers Country (which locals are proud to tell you, even if they can't spell it and can barely say it), so I'm familiar with how deluded and obnoxious "Yinzers" are. Thankfully my dad's side of the family is from Pataskala, Ohio, and I grew up spending Sunday afternoons at my grandparents' house, either watching the Bengals on the rare occasions they were on television or listening to them on AM radio. (My grandma still faithfully listens to the Grand Ole Opry every Saturday night on AM radio.)

He has the genius of sparks! Do you know what this means? It is brave, open the eyes of the thoughts,... He planted a tree, he would have seen the thousands of results, has been longing to human happiness. This person is few, love is love this man.

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