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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Couple of things I noticed:
1. On the stretch play where Benson went for a loss, Gresham screwed up the block. Hopefully he continues to improve on his blocking in the next couple of weeks or they are going to have to swap Gresham & Kelly or something. If they go with Gresham, we can expect some rookie mistakes during the season and Benson will have some negative gains. Regardless Benson is going to be a good fantasy pick in the 2 or 3 round.

2. They played Rey a lot at MLB, I hope this was to test him to see if he was ready to take the spot over. I would love to see this happen and have the starting LB's be: Rivers, Rey, & M. Johnson. I could care less if they make mistakes, I want to see opposing teams getting hit and QB's pissing their cup.

3. The OL gave Palmer a nice pocket (going against a vanilla Def scheme) and he looked sharp. His mechanics look better than last year so far. I hope this trend continues.

4. Again the CB position has good depth this year. Jones will be turn out to be a good pickup for us.

5. Where is Gibril Wilson? That dude was all over the field in NY and MIA. But I have yet to hear his name called. I would think that he should be able to replace #41, who is always out of position in coverage.

Chick Ludwig is a mornic former shell of himself, I swear he must be in the beginning stages of alzheimers or somehting. Guy used to be relevant, and more importantly, was creative and smart in his creativity. SOMETHING has happened to the poor guy.

It was a family event. Sometimes it was hard to see how uncomfortable and embarrassed people got when they were weaving their way past our protest signs. They'd look down. Some would cover their children's eyes asdf so they wouldn't see our signs with photos of baby elephants being abused at the Ringling Bros. "training" facility. A few teenage girls looked about to cry when they realized their parents were going inside and they had to follow.

I was relieved to read that the towel was for Halloween.. otherwise that big bug... might have spoiled the nice wholesome effect.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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