So I will continue with simply linking to things others have said. Check this out from Bill Simmons mailbag:
Q: If you google "Mike Brown incompetent," for the first three results, did you know that FEMA's Mike Brown comes up, then Cleveland coach Mike Brown, then Mike Brown the Bengals owner? Message: No parent should ever name their kid "Mike Brown" again.
--Michael, Louisville, Ky.
SG: On the bright side, I think we have a new phrase for taking a dump. "I'll be right back, I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown."
Excellent! "Dropping the kids off at the pool" had long since worn out its welcome anyway. Glad to have a new term.
I will now return to cursing Ron Artest under my breath at work (no team I root for ever succeeds it appears).