Spencer Hall over at EDSBS had the once in a lifetime opportunity of interviewing Luke Campbell aka Uncle Luke about a number of things football related. I recommend reading the whole article. But if you don't want to click over and be highly entertained, I put what Uncle Luke had to say about Antonio Bryant below:
Antonio Bryant, he's one of the smartest kids to ever play in our program. He won the Academic Achievement award in our program and was speaking three languages in high school.
Now I know you all are going to ask how that is pertinent in any way to whether he'll be able to stretch the field or not next year. Well to answer that, if Uncle Luke talks about you, then you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want on the field cause you're a huge badass. DADE COUNTY BITCHES!
That was priceless. His parenting advice made the entire article, I am so glad that I clicked to read the whole article... what a day maker.
Posted by: Nacho | April 06, 2010 at 06:33 PM
something i DID know about mike holmgren:
he likes pancakes...
http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/11416/browns-sign-former-bengals-center
Posted by: how's the peepin' chaddy...chaddy...how's the peepin' | April 09, 2010 at 12:51 AM
As humorous as that article was, I can't believe it's still sitting at the top of the front page, occupying valuable real estate that could've been used to promote the fact that every intelligent Bengals fan's worst nightmare won't be coming to pass. In two tangentially related news stories, not only did the Browns sign Ghiachuc, as mentioned above, the Bengals inked a one-year extension with Kyle Cook. And while Cook hasn't developed into the next Rich Braham, he had a very solid first season as a starter and has a definite upside. Plus, he's not Eric Ghiachuc. I can't stress that enough, so let me repeat it: KYLE. COOK. IS. NOT. ERIC. GHIACHUC.
Whew. I know I won't be waking up in cold sweats in the middle of the night anymore. With Mike Brown's revolving door signing policy, you had to at least fear the possibility that he'd be back, but that's now been tabled for at least another year.
Also, I really like that SI.com is running a claim from Santurdio's lawyer that he sent evidence to the police that will exonerate his client. Really? A lawyer said that? What did you expect him to say - "my client's guilty as sin and we're hoping for a loophole to get him out of trouble"?
Posted by: Wyatt | April 09, 2010 at 08:43 AM