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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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just a random ?.... and if its already been addressed i apologise as i have not been on the net in a while, however.... is there any truth in the rumor ive heard that TO might be coming and chad really wants him to be there?... idk if that was just complete bullshit or not, but wondering if anyone else had heard that?

Well when he failed the drug test for booze, it was apparently for drinking on a golf course. I'm not saying it's right, but who doesn't drink when they golf?

yeah, but if you know the court is randomly testing u for anything... SEC education at work!

The TO rumor was just Chad and TO stirring things up at the Super Bowl; I would be surprised if it had legs.

I'd give Matt Jones a look. If he has cleaned up, then he would be a great slot receiver for a good price. In addition to this potential move, I hope that we hear news later in FA of names like Marshall, Jackson, Floyd, and Hixon.

Matt Jones would be a great replacement type for Henry. He's tall fast and can do what the Bengals need which is run straight down the field and clear out for the underneath routes. This is assuming he doesn't come in for the tryout with white powder under his nose.

I'd only be ok with Matt Jones, if they were looking at him to be a #4-type WR. They still need to look at another big name WR to fill the void opposite Chad. I don't know why Hixon has been mentioned two or three times on this site by posters, but he's not a top-tier player and people need to get over his big Super Bowl catch--that's pretty much all that he's done in the NFL.

I don't care if Matt Jones did coke off of a four month old baby, this is a good move by the team. On the other hand, i would rather see us sign a 60-year-old Indiana Jones over Pac-Man Jones.

Does no one remember Stanley Wilson? Just when I thought the Mikey Boy was changing his ways, he turns around kicks me the nuts.....


LOL, I love it!!!

...not really :(

Just saw the Bengals signed Matt Jones Friday to a one year deal.

What do you think?

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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