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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Jake G has a Steeler tramp stamp? LOL

Nothing more needs to be said.

Did he call James Harrison a "crazy silverback?" Pretty sure he did at 2:45... Racist.

The Jake picture makes me nauseous. Dude with a tramp stamp. And it's of the Steelers. That's just disgusting.

That fat guy is hilarious. I can only imagine how bad the WhoDey Nation clowns must be, too, if they regularly match wits with this simpleton. Also, how funny was the repeated use of "Choke-land Faders" when the Steelers were the ones who ended up choking (and fading) in that game? SMELL THE IRONY~!

Watching this moron made my morning. I love how he had the Rocky song on repeat.

Although, if he ever said 'we KO'd Palmer' within 20 feet of me, I'd hit him in the knee with a baseball bat.

I'm sitting here at work watching this fat basterd with rocky music on wondering if he can even walk up the steps of the philly courthouse. I don't know how you can compare a defensive player of the year to a Silverback Gorilla, also I wouldn't be putting out "hitlists" in todays day and age. This was funny, I wonder how many takes he went through to get the 4 minutes of tape b/c he screwed up multiple times in this one. What a loser.

this could be one of the best things I have ever seen... I am floored right now

Steelers tramp stamp, movie about gay cowboys, tight pants and a square ended tie....... Not that there's anything wrong with that...... I'm just sayin...... Way to be Donnie Darko

For clarity's sake, James Harrison likes the nickname Silverback. Which is kinda scary.

Not to defend Jake G but that tatoo was obviously fake. That other guy cannot be for real. Thanks anyways, I'm still laughing.

Gyllenhaal isn't even from Pittsburgh. So it was either fake and a joke or he's a bandwagoner in the highest degree. Or both.

Fake, of course, but fake or not... it was a TRAMP STAMP!

Showtime, THANK YOU for posting that video of the Steeler doofus.

"We could run the table... go 11-5..." You know this guy cried himself to sleep when the Steelers lost to Oakland on Sunday.


He should've left the glasses on. He looks like even more of a fat dork without them, which I didn't really think was possible. Still though, can we make this a weekly feature? I'm going to search for the Who Dey Nation guys tonight to see how bad they actually are.

he means "run the table" AFTER they lose to the "Chokeland Faders", right?

my god, Pittsburgh fans are faggots...

Bunker, you belong in Pittsburgh with those fans you little-minded ninny.

Jake's tramp stamp is unreal. When was that photo taken? During the 2005 undeserving super bowl win or the 2008 undeserving super bowl win?

He's got tickets, he's going to Cleveland. The city of Cleveland's rating on the quality of life index just dropped 10 more points.

"We" kayoed Palmer... good to see these classy guys celebrating someone else getting seriously hurt and requiring surgery. No wonder why the Steelers fans are so hated.

yea, that KO'ing Palmer stuff is infuriating. I cant believe a fan of any NFL team would actually celebrate that. WOW.

I celebrated when Roethlisberger got his neck nearly broke/concussed a couple weeks ago. Obviously though, I'm a bad person.

Alright, I'm going to need a plane ticket, a baseball bat and that guy's address.

When did the Dalai Lama start become a Stillers fan,

what's he been eating, and why does he think this is the WWF?

As for Jake-ass and his tramp stamp, all I can say is, way to go Donnie Dorko...back to the portal you go

That Stiller Dalai Lamo, he did it, Adrian! he didn't

1. He sure looks and sounds the part, where's the mandatory goatee?

2. Learn how to properly level the audio signal before you start publishing web videos. (This probably won't happen due to his capacity for intellect.)

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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