20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game
0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner
.359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)
29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers
6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.
0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility
10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006
32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007
458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS
2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal
3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league
747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona
118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.
97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.
Jake G has a Steeler tramp stamp? LOL
Nothing more needs to be said.
Posted by: Danno | December 08, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Did he call James Harrison a "crazy silverback?" Pretty sure he did at 2:45... Racist.
Posted by: SnuffleUpagus | December 08, 2009 at 10:22 AM
The Jake picture makes me nauseous. Dude with a tramp stamp. And it's of the Steelers. That's just disgusting.
Posted by: Sleeping With Bieniemy | December 08, 2009 at 11:33 AM
That fat guy is hilarious. I can only imagine how bad the WhoDey Nation clowns must be, too, if they regularly match wits with this simpleton. Also, how funny was the repeated use of "Choke-land Faders" when the Steelers were the ones who ended up choking (and fading) in that game? SMELL THE IRONY~!
Posted by: Wyatt | December 08, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Watching this moron made my morning. I love how he had the Rocky song on repeat.
Although, if he ever said 'we KO'd Palmer' within 20 feet of me, I'd hit him in the knee with a baseball bat.
Posted by: TJanns | December 08, 2009 at 12:18 PM
I'm sitting here at work watching this fat basterd with rocky music on wondering if he can even walk up the steps of the philly courthouse. I don't know how you can compare a defensive player of the year to a Silverback Gorilla, also I wouldn't be putting out "hitlists" in todays day and age. This was funny, I wonder how many takes he went through to get the 4 minutes of tape b/c he screwed up multiple times in this one. What a loser.
Posted by: JoseOle | December 08, 2009 at 12:23 PM
this could be one of the best things I have ever seen... I am floored right now
Posted by: BengalBeck | December 08, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Steelers tramp stamp, movie about gay cowboys, tight pants and a square ended tie....... Not that there's anything wrong with that...... I'm just sayin...... Way to be Donnie Darko
Posted by: CurseofBoJackson | December 08, 2009 at 01:01 PM
For clarity's sake, James Harrison likes the nickname Silverback. Which is kinda scary.
Posted by: Sly Vramavomovich | December 08, 2009 at 01:27 PM
Not to defend Jake G but that tatoo was obviously fake. That other guy cannot be for real. Thanks anyways, I'm still laughing.
Posted by: PAl | December 08, 2009 at 02:00 PM
Gyllenhaal isn't even from Pittsburgh. So it was either fake and a joke or he's a bandwagoner in the highest degree. Or both.
Posted by: Mockenrue | December 08, 2009 at 02:21 PM
Fake, of course, but fake or not... it was a TRAMP STAMP!
Posted by: Danno | December 08, 2009 at 02:54 PM
Showtime, THANK YOU for posting that video of the Steeler doofus.
"We could run the table... go 11-5..." You know this guy cried himself to sleep when the Steelers lost to Oakland on Sunday.
Posted by: Major Payne | December 08, 2009 at 03:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPjoTOKxtis&feature=related
Posted by: MBS09 | December 08, 2009 at 03:54 PM
MBS09,
He should've left the glasses on. He looks like even more of a fat dork without them, which I didn't really think was possible. Still though, can we make this a weekly feature? I'm going to search for the Who Dey Nation guys tonight to see how bad they actually are.
Posted by: Wyatt | December 08, 2009 at 04:12 PM
he means "run the table" AFTER they lose to the "Chokeland Faders", right?
my god, Pittsburgh fans are faggots...
Posted by: bunker | December 08, 2009 at 05:37 PM
Bunker, you belong in Pittsburgh with those fans you little-minded ninny.
Jake's tramp stamp is unreal. When was that photo taken? During the 2005 undeserving super bowl win or the 2008 undeserving super bowl win?
Posted by: suck-it-stooler | December 08, 2009 at 06:07 PM
He's got tickets, he's going to Cleveland. The city of Cleveland's rating on the quality of life index just dropped 10 more points.
Posted by: FeedMikeBrownToAquaBengal | December 08, 2009 at 06:45 PM
"We" kayoed Palmer... good to see these classy guys celebrating someone else getting seriously hurt and requiring surgery. No wonder why the Steelers fans are so hated.
Posted by: FeedMikeBrownToAquaBengal | December 08, 2009 at 06:47 PM
yea, that KO'ing Palmer stuff is infuriating. I cant believe a fan of any NFL team would actually celebrate that. WOW.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar | December 08, 2009 at 08:15 PM
I celebrated when Roethlisberger got his neck nearly broke/concussed a couple weeks ago. Obviously though, I'm a bad person.
Posted by: Sly Vramavomovich | December 08, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Alright, I'm going to need a plane ticket, a baseball bat and that guy's address.
Posted by: AJ | December 08, 2009 at 10:42 PM
When did the Dalai Lama start become a Stillers fan,
what's he been eating, and why does he think this is the WWF?
As for Jake-ass and his tramp stamp, all I can say is, way to go Donnie Dorko...back to the portal you go
Posted by: Hofbraunow | December 09, 2009 at 03:49 AM
That Stiller Dalai Lamo, he did it, Adrian!
Wait...no he didn't
Posted by: Hofbraunow | December 09, 2009 at 04:09 AM
1. He sure looks and sounds the part, where's the mandatory goatee?
2. Learn how to properly level the audio signal before you start publishing web videos. (This probably won't happen due to his capacity for intellect.)
Posted by: Whodeyni | December 09, 2009 at 11:50 PM