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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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in terms of playoff seeding, this game versus the vikings can mean...NOTHING! game that truly matters, bengals at chargers in 13 days

If we're prioritizing, shouldn't the next PM task be something to ensure that MBB keeps Zimmer employed? That's much more important than indoor practice facilities, because without Zimmer, the games that get played by the time the weather is untenable to practice are also rendered inconsequential by a piss-poor record.

i second a "Keep Zimmer" Project

The great thing about the bengals - vikes game is that it means next to nothing to either team. Other than to prove thmselves.

The Vikes are going to be locked in as the second seed in the NFC.

The Bengals only need to beat the Chargers and the Chiefs and they don't have to worry about the Vikes.

But, the Bengals' players seem to really be pumped to "strut their stuff" against an elite team like the Vikings.

Pessimistic as I am about the outcome of this game, I'm looking forward to it like a playoff game.

P.S. The fact that the Billionair Brownie won't shell out for a bubble is a disgrace..and just more proof (do we need any more?) that Mikey puts dollar$ before wins.

After tonight the Bengals may only need to beat the Chiefs to win the Division at 10-6 (worst case). The Ravens are down by 17 at the half. At this point the AFC North is on the verge of going 2 games under .500. Supposed to be a "tough division". DVOA loves the Stillers and Ravens, more than the Bengals.

How 'bout we put Zimmer on lockdown:

We can have members of our elite guard post,
The Cage-ey-B, at his house, and additional Cage-ey-B members to escort him to and from any/all Bengals events.

About a bad-weather dome/bubble though: won't Mike Brown just point to the disaster at Dallas, with their dome, as a reason not to get one? What could we do differently to avoid that kind of mishap? Hire better workers/architects/engineers?

Oops, spoke too soon, it's 17-14 Packers after two quick turnovers.

I'm not sure why people claim this game means nothing to either team. It means more to the Bengals, tied with the Chargers, than to the Vikings. I get that next week is the head-to-head tiebreaker and if one team wins this week and the other doesn't, the losing team can win that head-to-head and secure the tiebreaker again. But at this point in the season with a race that close, don't you feel like every game counts for seeding?

Yeah - when you are fighting for the 2 seed every game matters. The San Diego game has more tie-break implications than Minny but you got get at least as many wins as San Diego for it to matter in the first place.

Would love to do a Project Mayhem to keep Zimmer but it's sensitive with his family. We don't want to make a big stink out of it if in the end he decides to leave to be closer to them (I believe they are in Texas). Now, if he leaves for other reasons...

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That's much more important than indoor practice facilities, because without Zimmer, the games that get played by the time the weather is untenable to practice are also rendered inconsequential by a piss-poor record.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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