Dear Mr. Favre,
It has been a while since we last met but I can remember the day as if it was just hours ago. You were staring across the line of scrimmage, scanning the secondary for weaknesses. I was hurtling full speed across the field like a white Fulcher, ready to wrest the day from your weak old man hands.
You didn't see me coming until the last moment, but by then it was too late, I snatched your shit and you didn't know what to do. Have you forgotten how embarrassing it was for you when you got owned on in front of 65,000 people at Paul Brown Stadium? I know how old people can start to forget important life lessons, like the one that says, you've gotta protect your valuables around me otherwise you ain't gonna have them much longer. Greg Gall is not a man to carry a breadbasket near. I am a lethally quick drunk man that can only be stopped by several large yellow jacket wearing security officials and their tasers. And you have not seen the last of me. I hear that Metrodome security is weak near the endzones, or is it the visitors side 30 yard lines? I guess you'll just have to keep an eye out for me wherever you are on the field. Because before you know I'm going to be on you.
Yours,
Greg
PS - Enclosed with this letter is a picture to refresh your memory of what very well may happen on Dec. 13th.
This was the second to last time we played him. The last time was in New York when he was with the Jets. But whatever. WHO DEY? He won't see Greg this time either, or Jonathan, or Robert, or Tank, or Pat, or Michael, or Dhani, or Keith, or Rey, etc. etc.
Posted by: Al | December 08, 2009 at 01:41 PM
It's easy to lose track of who we lost to last year.
Posted by: Sleeping With Bieniemy | December 08, 2009 at 04:15 PM
Greg Gall is a BAD MAN!!!!!But he is vulnerable to flying bottles of mustard. He has trained in the camp of Jimmy Superfly Snuka - sos he's got that going for him, which is nice!!!!!!!!! And I here he has access to the best legal counsel in the US of A!!!!!!
Posted by: Nafa | December 08, 2009 at 04:38 PM
Greg is banned from the state of New Jersey. No such restrictions for him in Minnesota though. So it will be the first time they've crossed paths since that fateful day in PBS.
Posted by: Sly Vramavomovich | December 08, 2009 at 04:40 PM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
Posted by: Wyatt | December 08, 2009 at 04:51 PM
and I meant "hear" not "here". Sorry. Carry on.............
Posted by: Nafa | December 08, 2009 at 04:58 PM
I'm sure it would have been posted if available, but is there video of said glorious fabled event?
We should keep that moment in our hearts all year(s); not just for Week 14 2009; and the above re-telling has got to be the next best thing to having been there.
VIVA, Greg of GALL
Posted by: Hofbraunow | December 09, 2009 at 02:32 AM
hey guys, hers the clip from youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pzN-K49OMk&feature=related
Big Joe, DC Jungle
Posted by: Big Joe | December 09, 2009 at 08:12 AM