- Bob Bratkowski spends every Saturday night killing hookers and drifters that are dumb enough to get in his car.
- Bob Bratkowski would so kick your dog if you weren't looking.
- Bob Bratkowski summers in Pittsburgh.
- Brian Kelly offered to give Bob Bratkowski parts of his playbook that could work for the Bengals and instead of accepting said plays Bratkowski pissed on Kelly's trousers.
- Bob Bratkowski gives Mike Brown a back rub every day and tells him how good a job he is doing.*
- Bob Bratkowski hates cheese coneys/America. He does love gerbers apple sauce though.
- Bob Bratkowski didn't go to Jared, the Galleria of Jewelers.
- Bob Bratkowski thinks the NFL has a rule where you are only allowed to go deep once a game.
- The reason Joey Votto had to take time off from baseball last year was because Bob Bratkowski was stalking him.
- Bob Bratkowski killed Joe Nuxhall.
- Bob Bratkowski has never been to RedsFest.
- Bob Bratkowski thinks the Bengals will be fine next year without Zimmer and lets Mikey Boy know that every day during their back rub chat session.
- Bob Bratkowski thinks Sid Gillman was an idiot.
- Bob Bratkowski was supposed to be Huggins' DD that fateful night but bailed on him because Mikey Boy found free coupons to Denny's and they expired the next day.
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