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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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i cant believe the pitt panthers and the irish are tearing up the same field 14 hours before ochocinco will be trying to make cuts on.

God I hate the Steelers and their fans! Have you all seen the Enquirer message boards? Jesus Christ, they are a bunch of degenerates. Once, just once, I'd love to sweep them and show them how to enjoy a win with class. If God is indeed just, he will bring a victory to our boys tomorrow--I probably shouldn't have used their names in vain if I'm hoping for divine intervention.

All kidding aside, I really think the Bengals have a shot tomorrow. They NEED to stop the run, like they been doing almost all year.

I think God's football intervention justice quota for the 00s was met when the Giants beat the Patriots in that Super Bowl. We're on our own now.

In other news, the usually Bengal-hating Joe Theismann picked the Bengals to win this one. And he's the only person I've seen do so.

As I said earlier, my natural inclination would have been to like the Steelers. Small market team. Run by people who know football. Excellent results for almost 40 years. It's exactly what we wish the Bengals were!

The Enquirer message boards are a cesspool. The yinzers apparently have nothing better to do than troll other cities message boards! Never has a great team had such unworthy fans.

Anyone who thought we could stop the pressure on Mike Brown ought to read his comments in the FOX Sports interview (Also Florio is reporting Brown is interested in signing Larry 2.7 yards per carry Johnson)

As the Bengals owner candidly told on Friday, "We aren't like Indianapolis that just tears people apart week after week or New England."

"We've put together a pretty good season to this point, but for the most part, it's been very close games," Brown said from inside his office at Paul Brown Stadium. "It's too early for congratulations. We're at the midpoint of this season. Who knows what the second half will bring? We're just fighting and scrapping and we'll see where it goes."


It's enough to make you sick to your stomach.

23-14 Bingahls. BTW, way to keep on message. Now this board is for people who want to talk about the 'Crying Irish' and UP.

Maybe, just maybe, by knowing that this stuff had to be talked about because of the monotony of the work that identifies this website, TPTB on this website will understand that not only does this site go off on various tangents, that it is a pathetically small aspect of 'football life' and that to be what it is, TPTB should have known from the 'git-go' their rantings actually deserved a much smaller and cogent website -- one that people got to have their say about the problems with the Bingahls and only concentrating on the irreverance for all things Bingahls?

BTW, anyone from 'Pizzgee' or 'Shiviet' going to go see the Bingahls?

Boy I wish we could get this feeling every year instead of every 4 years, or in a larger sense, twice every 20 years.


Actually, I like that quote from Mike Brown, as it shows that he realizes this team isn't designed to blow people out. Could he actually be showing that he realizes there's still work to be done in the draft?

As for LJ, I watched every game he played in college (live for probably 90% of the home ones), and he's a totally different running back with a decent line, which, surprisingly, we have this year. His junior season at Penn State, he'd break three or four tackles just to get back to the line of scrimmage, but then the o-line got it together his senior year and he set the Big 10 single game rushing record four or five teams that season. If Kansas City had been able to compensate for the losses of both their awesome tackles, LJ would still be a darling of the league. Now, with that said, does that mean I want him in stripes? From a purely talent standpoint, I'd say yes. There's also the sentimental part of me that wants to see my favorite running back (warts and all) playing for my favorite team. However, from a team chemistry and risk/reward standpoint, there's no way I want him on the Bengals. Plus, who do you drop - Brian "White Tiger" Leonard or the potential future franchise rb Bernard Scott? Not something Mikey Boy needs to be taking a risk on at this point in an otherwise promising season.


Stop being an annoying twat. Misspelling things like that is a yinzer characteristic, and this site has evolved since it first opened and become more of a community. I can't speak for everyone else, but when I see certain commenters' names attached to comments, I have some idea of what to expect, and most of the regulars on this site I would have no problem buying a beer for and talking about football with. That's the nature of the beast, unless you've got huge turnover on who's visiting your site. I don't really think it's counterproductive to the message we're trying to spread - if anything, it shows that we have more going on in our lives than a single-minded hatred of Mike Brown's policies. That makes us a little more creditable and a little less whackjob.

America Fuck Yeah!

sorry, I just had to do that b/c I hate the stillers more than any team, and it's b/c of their fans and that smilin Korean Ward, douchbag.

Someone should get Himes a set of red-and-white checkered bibs, and a plate with a certain famous double-decker hamburger on it, so he could loiter outside of Frisch's doing a Heisman (I mean a Himesman) pose

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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