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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Looking awfully nice in that painting for it to be pittsburgh.

All the rape and murder? Nope, looks like Pittsburgh to me.

Beautiful pic and title. In other news, according to PFT, our esteemed Redeemer is interested in world class d-bag Larry Johnson.


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/14/mike-brown-isnt-ready-to-crown-his-team-and-could-be-adding-to-it/

I for one am very much against this rumor, and hope MFB does not screw us with this move

Inactives: Keith Rivers, Andre Smith, Jordan Palmer, Fui Vakapuna, Evan Mathis, Chase Coffman, Jerome Simpson, and Orien Harris.

I was hoping the missing draft first day (Smith, Coffman, Simpson) would play... that means they even picked Kooistra over HippopotaSmith?

Got to watch the game at home today, no retard Squeeler fans. Kinda wish I would've gone now!

Bengals sweep Steelers in regular season 09 !!!!

WHO DEY Brian Leonard and the Cincinnati Bengals !!!!

who dey

Check out my commentary on my blog!

Wow. Nobody gave our boys a chance. Sucks for them.
Who dey!

You shitheads won, and thus probably have the division squared away. Good on you. We'll see you in the playoffs. Try to keep the cheerleading in check though. Remember it was only months ago that you were in the middle of pointless protests against the same people you're gloating about now.

CA,

I think they're still protesting. And gloating.

But at least they're not bandwagon fans, like pretty much every Steeler fan I've ever met.

Ah, classless even in victory.

I'm an ardent Steelers fan and I'll admit they've got plenty of bandwagon fans. It happens when you win the most titles of the modern era. They've also have a huge core of loyal fans, which I can't say for Bengals fans, who have been long dormant and missing from their own stadium for years, but are now showing up in force like they've been around the whole time. They haven't. Fairweather fanbase.

Missing from the stadium for years? You are the moron of the day, since the Bengals have like a 50-game sellout streak. The Bengals have zero championships and absolutely no reason to even have had bandwagon fans all these years, but fans still show up, buy jerseys and merch, and support the team. An Enquirer sportswriter has written about it for years. People view it as an event, not as many fans in other towns view it as something that should have a certain outcome (winning), so they have supported for years, not even pressing Mike Brown to improve. They just sat back and took it. So to say the Bengals have fairweather fans is to try to say that a bunch of bikini-clad girls show up in Antarctica each week to look at hot guys. It's completely ridiculous.

I won't even go further, that's just the dumbest thing I've read in a while. FOH.

Q: Why do Steelers dorks troll the internet looking for places with other teams' fans gathered to comment about their most titles as if nobody watches the Super Bowl every year, the highest rated program on TV?

A: 'Cause they are classless loser dorks without lives.

I'm still waiting for one of the classless loser Steeler dorks to explain the phenomenon of the Pittsburgh Pirates. If you're all such great sports fans that is.


Still waiting....


(sound of crickets chirping)

Danimal, I actually just got on here to see what people were saying about the Larry Johnson possibility. With our owner's history, I knew it was a possibility he would be interested in LJ. But on the other side, I can't really see him opening up the checkbook for the guy. I also know it probably won't matter to our owner that LJ has been a locker room cancer. You can probably guess I'm not a supporter of the LJ to Cincy idea either...I honestly didn't know if the owner was interested in LJ until you posted your link.

CA...classless, even in defeat. What you doing on a Bengals site insulting true fans who have whethered an 18-year (or however long) storm of losing by calling them fair weather fans? Get a brain.

Anybody notice Quan Cosby on the kick return. He hit the first man (got away with grabbing his shirt), then followed down the sidelines gaining ground, pushing Gay just far enough out of the way and then taking out another trailing defender. Don't mess with The Q!

Fuck Pitt. anyhow, Great win tonight.


@Bengal In Brown Territory

Which part of NOhio are you in? I'm in Findlay, which is stooler territory.

Nice work by Bernard Scott today. And a HUGE day from Brandon Johnson and Jonathan Fanene; both are giving us great snaps.

Roland looked a little shaky today, and the play calling wasn't spectacular, but hey, a win is a win! I'm hoping Ced gets healthy soon--we definitely need him back for the Vikings game, which is a month away. I thin kwe can handle Oakland, Cleveland and Detroit without him, but we need him long term.

Also, at the NYC bar we have started to refer to Brian Leonard as the "Magic Man," because he always comes up huge in very unexpected ways. I call Frostee "The Snowman," but that's pretty obvious.

We need to win the next three games in dominant fashion--hope Chad and Carson pad the stats!!!

Who Dey! SM

CA,
Go dig up Myron Cope and hump yourself to sleep.

From here on out we refer to this win as the 18-12 Overture.

Overture, Noun:
An opening or initiating move toward negotiations, a new relationship, an agreement.

As in, "Hey NFL, remember us?"

HAAHA... TAKE that WDR... I know it's hard for DIGGTHIS to come up with more hate material on the Benagls after a win so I thought I would rub it in your face. I know it seems crazy but just want to let you guys know I was thinking about how cute your site is. Good luck getting donations and your revolution.

You guys are a joke.. or what you guys like to call... "trolls"???

Signed

YODONTDESERVETOBEFANS

Really ready to see what happens next week. I'd imagine Andre Smith will dress, Purify will get some balls thrown his way, Scott (or LJ, which at this point, even if Ced is ready to go next week, I'd say he ends up in Cincy) gets a good amount of carries, and Michael Johnson sees some more PT. It will be interesting to see if Coffman dresses.

Very nice to have 3 weeks in a row where they should be able to evaluate some players and see if they can't be a part of this thing down the stretch.

Can not believe that they have this kind of a chance to get to 10-2.

What's up with the tools from Pittsburgh hanging out on our site and bitching?
Damn, you'd think they'd be a little more gracious the year after winning the Super Bowl.

@Danimal: I'm in Marion. Not too far into Browns territory (if there even is a Browns territory at the moment...), but it is the north half of the state.

bengals did work!!
we raped the steelers. so hard. twice.

Christmas Ape = Fly on My Ass

Shoo, fly, shoo.

Had fun down at Blackfinn yesterday. Drank a few too many beers and then the waitress hooked us up big time. Only charged us each for 4 beers when we clearly had 10 at least. LOL Nice time. It was fun partying with Ex-Mayor Luken down there. He was throwin back with the best of em. Will definitely be back down there guys!

Not that it spoils the victory IN ANY WAY, but Penis King still has the Bengals ranked below the Patriots, called out the Steelers three times positively in his "10 Things I Liked" and the Bengals negatively (specifically Chine's 46-yd PI penalty) in his "10 Things I Didn't Like". This is after saying the Steelers were in "heirarchy reaffirming mode" going into the game (basically that they'd show the Bengals who the dominant team in the AFCN was). How big a douche is this guy? For every decent thing he writes, he throws about ten asinine things out there in relation to his man-crushes (Favre, Brady/Belisuck, and the Steelers/Goodell).

At least Don Banks appreciates what the Bengals are doing.

Great win. The D is for real. Hard fought and we didn't quit. I think the grit from White Tiger is rubbing off on the rest of the team.

Oh and, people still read Peter King?

You have to admit the penalty at the end of the first half gave the stillers 3 points. The Bengals gave away 7 points on a missed fg, pat, and that fg. The d was out of hound in this game and kept little ben in check. No means No.

I read Peter King for the same reason I read Baghdad Hob - just to see how asinine he can be. Like I said, occasionally he throws something good out there, like the big today about Zim and how he's dealing with the loss of his wife, but for the most part, he's too busy blowing Favre and/or Brady to maintain any journalistic integrity.

And how bout that "bend til we break" prevent defense? It's nice to see Zim has the balls to tell the D to get up there and punch them in the face instead of laying back and watching big plays unfold. I like it. And I still want a GM!


Ditto for a GM,

btw, how 'bout Hobspin's revenge:

"PITTSBURGH - The balance of power in the AFC North shifted in the Bengals’ final drive of Sunday’s showdown at hushed Heinz Field..."

All I can say is LOL, WHO DEY and VIVA WDR!!!!

@ Comrade 78: Did you see that Hob's story about this game used that name?

http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/18-12-overture-gives-Bengals-a-classic/b2d6e7ca-d916-427c-b4b6-73168bfeac31

Two possibilities here, since your post came 2 hours before Hob's:

1) Hob read this site, read the comments, and thought "Brilliant!" and jacked your idea. That ass.

2) Comrade 78 is, in fact, the Hobspin itself.

With UC beating Pitt thats 3-0 of the City of Cincinnati raping Pittsburgh, and 2-0 AT HEINZ FIELD!!!

CITY SWEEP

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