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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Is this Bengals Bar you speak of Phebe's on Bowery?


Rivers is SO UNDERRATED, it's sickening. Put the tape on. The guy NEVER misses anybody that comes near him. Nothing flashy, but the dude plays. The best lineup next year for our linebackers would be Rey at MLB, Keith at WILL and BJ at SAM. Keep Dhani and Rashad Jeanty as valuable backups that will still rotate in. Dhani has played some good ball this year but he's really old. Rey is a great player and has played pretty well at SAM, but you can tell he's still not entirely comfortable there. The best three linebackers on this team are Rivers, Rey and BJ at the moment. Dhani is the smartest of all of them. Brandon Johnson reminds me of Frostee Rucker--everytime they're in there, they make plays.

Also, I forgot to add--if you want some entertainment go on YouTube and watch last week's highlights again. Focus on the Rucker interception--on the return, Brandon Johnson blows up O-Lineman Willie Colon at the end. Quality entertainment for the whole family.

Yeah, that's where Colon was lying on the ground for like ten minutes afterward. In terms of cheering for Steelers players to get hurt, I'm not a fan of it; however, after all the douchey comments regarding hoping Hines jacks up another Bengal or crap along those lines, I'm firmly in the boat that thinks Polamalu will remain hurt for the rest of the season just to give the Steelers fans a taste of their own medicine. However, it would be preferable, to me, at least, if Polamalu comes back and plays and the Steelers still drop two to the Ravens and miss the playoffs. That'd be best case scenario.

OK my douchebaggery finally kicked in. I am a new Bengals fan transplant to Sacramento and Oakland is an hour and a half away so................ I bought a front row seat in section 118 directly behind the Raiders bench.

I am an ardent supporter of this site and nothing has changed in my opinion that the Bengals need permanent organizational overhaul but............... Yeah this is the best damn cracker I've ever had!

I wouldn't wear anything orange you might get a size C battery in the back of your head.

J M, look closely and you'll see that away game attendance is totally legit and WDR-acceptable. Enjoy the game.

Rivers needs to stay at WLB,Bjohnson needs to beresigned as Reyreys replacement when Maualuga goes inside.

You'd be lucky to escape with your life if you wear Bengals gear. Especially near the black hole.

That's funny right there. I can't wait to see what that smiling jackass Terry Bradshaw says about his Stillers this upcoming Sunday. Wonder if he's still a homer after they got their asses handed to them twice this year?

Dude, there's a hilarious video that was on Hot Clicks a couple days ago, featuring Bradshaw guaranteeing the Steelers would beat the Bengals. Let me dig for it...

...yup, here it is. Enjoy.

Looks like Benson is going to sit this weekend. So LJ might end up getting the most carries of anyone.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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