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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Part of the reason these games mean so much is that they come every three years, you know? In Pittburgh this is a once-a-month thing, year-in, year-out.

These are the really meaningful big men games between these two teams that I can think of:

Sun Dec 4 2005: 8-3 Bengals beat 7-4 Steelers in Pitt for the division lead.

Sun Dec 2 1990: 6-5 Bengals beat 6-5 Steelers in Pitt for a share of the division lead.

Sun Oct 17 1976: Super Bowl champ 2-4 Steelers start an eight game win streak with win in Pitt over 4-2 Bengals; 8-4 Steelers win rematch in Cincy Nov 28 over then 9-3 Bengals to kill the Bengals playoff hopes (Bengals lose wild card tie-breaker to Colts who beat them 28-27... team finishes 10-4 ranked 6th on offense and 7th on defense and no playoffs)

Sun Nov 2 1975: 5-1 Steelers beat 6-0 Bengals in Cincy; in December 11-1 Steelers win again in Pittsburgh over the 10-2 Bengals on their way to a repeat Super Bowl win. Bengals got their only wild card playoff spot that year (34 years ago), with their best ever winning percentage (11-3 record).

That picture never gets old.

Love the usage of the term "skank." That, Showtime, is a hilarious headline, please keep them coming. I am honestly worried about this game like I assume most of us are. Planty of potential to make a statement, plenty of potential to look like Denver last night at Heinz Field, please get Ced going early, or set him up by successfully passing the ball downfield early. I don't see how this offense succeeds without that. Mr. Obvious? Yes, that's me.


In other news, police marksmen, armed with tranquilizer guns, failed to subdue a raving yinz-er, which began a rampage late last night around 11pm...

the miscreant was finally brought down with the aid of passerby, and a series of carefully directed towel-snaps and hurled oranges.

FeedMikeBrown... is right: those fans just suck!


I hope you are joking. I am ashamed and rightfully embarrased when a Steelers fan brings up this revolution. You guys make it hard to debate with them when they state how at least they don't have a revolution website.

I hate you guys more than steelers fans. There is no logical way of getting a point across to you so I just have to keep it simple and say how ashamed we are of you guys. DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DONT REPEAT THE SAME POINTS YOU ALL DO EVERY POST.

@REVOLUTION=STEELERSFANS: you have trouble understanding... it's bizarre that loving the crap Mike Brown gave us in the 1990s and last year is somehow being a "fan"... yeah, I guess one can be a "fan" of crap.

The reason the Steelers fans don't have a revolution web site is they haven't got a 20 year record of zero playoff wins. If they did, they'd have a web site. I guarantee it. Well, that's if any of them could figure out how to write some HTML.

How about you ask them about the Pittburgh Pirates some time, if they are such a great sports fan town, how the Pirates sell out every single game and people never complain about the losing and losing. Let us know how that conversation goes...

Quiet Boy. Go back to your revolution. I'll let you know when it is time to come in for dinner.

Have fun with your friends. Call if your going to be late.

Signed,

The Truth Hurts

I'm Out!!!

REVOLUTION=STEELER FANS
the reason the site is here is because of the reasons we keep (apparently) repeating to you. You just won't listen (read), I don't need to tell you fifty different ways so your Steeler fan size brain can grasp it.
No, No, I'll grant you a series of questions, ask away, I've never seen your tag before, lets hear it, what the beef?

"I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves"

revolution=steeler fans

REVOLUTION=STEELERSFANS=TROLL.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if REVOLUTION=STEELERSFANS is himself a Steelers fan, trolling our site to be a pain. He'll disappear after this weekend, so pay him no mind, please.

So, uh, no response to the Pirates thing? Yeah, you probably picked a good time to be "out"


The worst fans choose teams to support in place of the teams that they are most geographically related to. Maybe you live in or near Pittsburgh and maybe you don't, but I don't want to hear that Pittsburgh has good fans. They have a good team and people attach their lives to it in varying degrees.

Pittsburgh is for filthy hill-people:

Would I be one of the "worst fans", then? I live just outside Pittsburgh, but because my dad's side of the family is originally from Columbus and Sundays were spent at my paternal grandparents' house, I grew up a Bengals/Reds fan. Technically, I chose a team to support in place of a team that I am most geographically related to. By not considering other factors, specifically in my case familial loyalty, you've made a broad generalization which tends to be totally erroneous. But thanks for insulting me - I'm sure I'm a worse fan than you, because I've actually gone into a Steelers ban in full Bengals regalia to watch some Steelers/Bengals games over the years and been ridiculed for it mercilessly whether the Bengals won (rarely) or lost (frequently).

No response to my invitation, preceded by inane and really just flat dumb comments, ok I'm good, I'll let it go.

Oh, and my post should've read "gone into a Steelers bar in full Bengals regalia" - sorry for the confusion.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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