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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Actually the most important comment is another damnation of Bratkowsuck.

"After talking to the Texans linebackers, I worry that the Bengals use so much misdirection on offense that it's beginning to have the opposite effect: Instead of tricking tacklers, it's actually telegraphing exactly where the ball's going."

Really? Bratkowsuck designing an offense that telegraphs the play? I'm *shocked*.

That'll be tomorrow's post...

In an odd twist of fate, the Washington Redskins have proven to be every bit as crappy of an organization as the Bengals. And the icing on the cake is that they signed Levi Fucking Jones today!!!

Yea, Woody Paige was the one that said it was the fans fault for not selling out. I could not believe the scumbag would say that, I take that back, now we know why he is scumbag.

Woody is a joke plain and simple. The show itself is in need of new people. I have followed your site for about a year now and have devoted myself to not giving M.B. any money. I love my Bengals and you make a great point that we have stuck around for way to many losing seasons and yet we come back for more. I think we are the most devoted fans in all of football(not including the fair weather fans).
I love what you are doing and will continue to praise the revolution.

Are you saying that the "reporters" on ATH don't read into any story further than it's headline?!?! I'm shocked ESPN would put up with such sensational, irresposible reporting! In other news, the sky is blue.

Woody Paige has been one of the biggest jerk offs I've ever had the displeasure of watching on TV. Slamming him is like saying the Don Crique is a terrible play by play guy, duh! How many times did I hear him refer to Kevin Huber as "Ken" Huber on Sunday? Thrice! Three times! It's like the stat guys secretly enjoy letting him make an ass of himself. I digress, worry not about what the fluffs from ATH have to say, they're tards, Alex Marvez gave us his vote of confidence this morning on Steve Sabol's show. For real or Fraud section was Bengals and Jets, and although he pointed to the damaging loss of Odom, he said the Running game and D good enough to make some noise. The Jets, he opined, are "fading fast" and Sanchez has been caught up to, so to speak. HAHAHA!!! I can only hope they're 5-10 when we play them in December.




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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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