I've been slammed at work this week so I'm going to keep this short and sweet. As Frank Costanza would say, this Sunday at Blackfinn is the place to be! The Bengals are playing da Bears at 4:15pm, which means you have plenty of time to get boozed up at Blackfinn during the one o'clock games in preparation of this significant matchup. Will the Bengals rebound from the collapse against the Texans? Will Brat continue to use the Techmo Bowl offense and reuse the same four plays all game? Will there be drunk babies doing the "stanky leg" on the tables at Blackfinn? Unfortunately, I don't know the answers to these questions, but we can all find out together in a drunken haze at Blackfinn. You guys know the drill -- bring your WDR Mugs to the bar and drink $1 Miller and Coors all day long. More free stuff will be flying around so try to stay sober enough to claim your prizes...in other words, don't be this guy.
Viva!
*UPDATE* - Please disregard the 1 o'clock start time displayed in the image above. The graphic was created before the game time was changed. WDR did not take it upon ourselves to change the game back to 1pm...but we could...
Also, feel free to leave your game predictions in the comments section below.
The Techmo Bowl Offense! That's exactly what it was. Nice.
Posted by: JenaC | October 23, 2009 at 11:17 PM
tecmo, no h... how do we get these mythical WDR mugs?
Posted by: artist formerly known as Section 101 | October 24, 2009 at 08:49 AM
Mugs are sold at Blackfinn every Sunday for $5. Once you buy a mug, Miller Lite and Coors Lite are $1 on every Sunday. Pretty solid deal.
Posted by: LeeRoy Jenkins | October 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
The Bears are so damn overrated. Culter never had a winning season, Forte blows. Bengals win 27-20.
Posted by: whodeybaby | October 24, 2009 at 02:51 PM
The latest WhatIfSports simulation, which you may recall correctly nailed the 17-14 win over the Ravens (and predicted a Texans victory right before that game, though I didn't post that here), says it's Bears 26-6.
And because I can't edit defensive depth charts, that's if we still had Odom. So it looks like a Bears win, if we trust the computer.
Posted by: Mockenrue | October 24, 2009 at 06:49 PM
Bears 34, Bengals 10.
Posted by: FeedMikeBrownToAquaBengal | October 24, 2009 at 07:00 PM
Chicago 24 -- Cincinnati 17
Posted by: WCH | October 24, 2009 at 09:13 PM
I predict Cutler will break his neck and die.
Bengals 70 Bears 3
Posted by: MikeBrownKissesBoys | October 25, 2009 at 09:11 AM
Wow, sucks to be you guys (other than MikeBrownKissesBoys) - this is why I don't do predictions, because they tend to backfire in your face. At any rate, great game today, and let's get ready for the return of the "Bengals are winning, the Revolution needs to shut down" guys, because they'll be back in full force tomorrow in the am.
Posted by: Wyatt | October 25, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Hey I like being wrong. Today was fun. Mike Brown still stinks!
Posted by: FeedMikeBrownToAquaBengal | October 26, 2009 at 01:55 AM
While I'm glad nobody ended up breaking their neck and dying, I am crazy shocked to see that my wild prediction ended up being the closest.
We need to find a way to make Cedric Benson angry before every game.
Posted by: MikeBrownKissesBoys | October 26, 2009 at 08:34 AM
Was there any text on the graphic for this post? I only saw a cheerleader.
Posted by: Eric | October 26, 2009 at 11:23 AM