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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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You'd be surprised at how vocal the Bengals fans in attendance got at Browns Stadium on Sunday. The Browns fans quieted down after the fumble recovery TD until midway through the third quarter, and the Bengals fans essentially took over in overtime, as I'd say 30% of the Browns fans left during the Bengals' final drive in regulation play, and they continued to trickle out for the duration of the overtime session. Imagine if we could organize enough Bengal fans to be a factor at Heinz Field, like the Steeler fans have done so many times at PBS. That's a day I'd like to see.

I don't know who Aubrey O'day is, but she looks hot.

^ I agree ^

Aubrey O'Day with the L.O.X. at BlackFinn?? Give me a break.

aubrey is hot

Close, WDR guys, but the resolution on the two pics with O'day are much better than the rest lol.

Is that girl in the Geathers jersey the same one that was in Reach Magazine this month? Can we say LOCAL CELEBBBBB???

Uh, ahh news flash, losing a game is ALSO 'not winning a game.

As to who Aubrey O'Day is, just another vaccuous 'Hollyweird' slut.

As to having enough fans at Heinz field... ...you must remember that the Bengals suck roadkill scrotum and because of that, they send far more tickets to Pittsburgh than Pittsburgh makes available to Bengals fans... ...so you will NEVER see a situation like what we currently have being the same as on the Pittsburgh side of things -- they are much better of an organization in all respects. Use your brain.

Finally, who gives a shit about some 'Porcupine' -- what does that have to do with promoting the ideology of WDR?
(BTW, a porcupine is a girl that you can look at and say: "If she's had as many pricks ON her than she's had IN her, she'd look like a Porcupine!)

lets beat the ravens then we are playoff bound guarenteed

^^ Porcupine comment was lame. Hate to tell you, thats not gonna catch on.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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