So what I am going to complain about? JT O'Sullivan. Specifically, Bratkowski's gross misuse of his legendary arm and charisma.
As funny guy and a**hole Steelers fan X-Mas Ape at KSK reminds us via this post written by O'Sullivan himself, it's already a national tragedy to see JT's talent going wasted on our bench. But to then not unleash his cannon when he does manage to get in the game constitutes a capital crime. JT laments:
Indeed, that is certainly not the natural state of Haymakers. And Brat, you sir, are guilty for this travesty.
What is more, the thriving play of Good Sir Palmer has compelled my haymakers to reside in mothballs. I need not tell you that is not the natural state for haymakers. They ache for satisfaction, but I cannot grant them indulgence. Each night at rest, dreams show me targets for the haymakers, but the mighty arms are manacled to the wall.
Project Mayhem Task #5,345: Release the Haymakers!