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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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September 28, 2009


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We won the Superbowl.

Great Win...the video was a nice way to sum up the victory. F*ck Ward, F*ck Burger, and most importantly F*ck Brown. Go Bengals. This win...and many more would have happened three years ago with a competent GM.

Wines Hard crying on the sideline was priceless,More so after all the shet he talked to crocker and our D

That was awesome. We did win the Megabowl!!!

I'm really really hoping now that this Sunday won't be a letdown, because I'm actually going to be in Cleveland, at the game. Better jersey choice - authentic Chad Johnson (circa 2006) or replica Odell Thurman (circa 2005)...or, the throwback Ickey Woods, which I've been saving for my first Bengals game in Cincinnati (been to Heinz, Giants Stadium, and now the Mistake by the Lake)?

I just hope Rey Rey, Hall and Tank are OK...

For one Sunday, the universe was rightly ordered. But hear me and hear me well: We need to be worried about the Browns. They WILL score touchdowns Sunday.

Always go with the Odell jersey. ALWAYS.

GREAT win, yous guys. Bravo.

Us (Buffalo) continue to proudly fly the flag of the dumbest organization in sport (the no huddle/no win) keeps our defense on the field just long enough once again to collapse in the 4th quarter.

And how about all those points our no huddle/no win put up? 7 (on a fake field goal).

Congrats to yous Begalis!

Yeah, this should keep the suckas coming back to PBS for the rest of the season regardless of our record. Mwaaa-hah-hah-hah-hah (Mike Brown's Dr Evil laugh)

Major League "football style". It appears that the players have had enough and are coming together with an us against the world attitude.

Unfortunately, 1 or 2 wins equals all is right in bengal land and proves all attempts for change futile.

It is time to stop the call for change and accept that IT IS WHAT IT IS and at the very least support the players but do not spend money on the team.

I bet the banners at training camp did help the cause for player attitude adjustments to want to win and collect the money versus the old days of money only.

Overheard in 1st quarter at Phebe's Bar in NYC, the (un)official Bengals bar of Manhattan:

Steeler's Fan (one of five that I counted): "What does 'Who Dey' mean, anyway?"
Bengal's Fan (his friend): "'Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengals!'"
Steeler's Fan (mulling it over, then laughing): "Are you seeeeeeeerious?"

Yes, Steeler's Fan, it appears we ARE serious.

And yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus.

Viva. Who dey.

It cracks me up how people can go from "Aww those losers, the Bengals, they blew it in the very first week, they suck!", to "They are the best team in the world and we can even thank MBB!" My God this makes me sick and proves my point that most footbally fans are about as ignorant as... ...well hell, let's just say that they are stoopid fucks!

Folks, let me bring you down to earth here... ...the Steelers played poorly. Had they played up to 75% of expectations, they'd have beaten the Bengals. The same goes with the Pack. By all rights, they should be 0-3 at the moment. Realism will hit them shortly and will show that they didn't deserve these wins and that at best, they were conditional. So those who went from bashing the Bengals to 'Blowing' the Bengals, you can't be helped. Talk to me at the end of the season.

Maybe now you guys at Who Dey Birhter will shut the hell up now

WCH seems a little bitter. Yeah I hate Mike Brown as much as anyone on this site. But you have to give credit where credit is due. Palmer and company overcame one of the best defenses in the league to produce a couple game winning drives in the 4th. The only one not on the field to help the Squeelers was Polamalu. Yet we still marched down the field on them. So just b/c we did that, it means that they played bad? Can't we for once say that the Bengals actually played good for those couple of drives? Does it always have to be that the other team just played that bad? Come on man. I'm not saying the Bengals are going to the playoffs b/c they probably aren't. But let's enjoy this win against the Squeelers instead of dogging the Bengals even more. They played their asses off to win this game. Give them credit.

The best analogy I can find to compare this to (and yes, I realize I'm going to draw a lot of flak for it) is the war in Iraq. Whether or not you support George W Bush or Barack Obama and/or their policies which have led our troops' deployment, you should at the very least support the brave men and women of our military, who are constantly putting their lives on the line to protect our freedom.

While the Bengals' players are merely playing a game for our entertainment, it's appropriate that the NFL entry system is called a draft, because, much like the military draft, it means that many of these guys didn't choose to come to Cincinnati, but they're still out there busting their asses, day in and day out, to give us, the fans, something to be proud of. They deserve our support, no matter how (deservedly) unpopular and incompetent their owner is.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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