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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Damn, that man is a football genius.

cant believe fatty JJ made the roster and Pressley was cut, i hope he gets picked up by some other team, preferably one we play this year and he bull dozes through our defense, while fatty JJ and Andre eat the bengals out of "competing" this year.

Thanks GM for protecting carson with overweight fat asses.

I'm trying to see what becomes of everyone who got cut, but the Bengals' website hasn't been updated with who got into the Practice Squad and who got put on waivers. It would suck to see Corey Lynch go to someone else, he's a great young talent.

Great to see that they decided to go with versatility and take both Leonard and Dorsey; combined, they would be an unstoppable running threat if we had a halfway-decent OL. So hopefully something nice will come out of this.

Agreed. They needed to keep both DeDe and Leonard. I was pulling for Pressley because he seemed like a good guy and a "lunchpale" Lo Neal type of guy. I hope he clears waivers and the PS him.

Andy,

Everyone but LB Darryl Blackstock, LB Jim Maxwell, DT Langston Moore are on waivers. There is a waiver period where all teams have a chance to sign them based on last years performance (like draft order, Bengals are 6). if no one signs them then they have a shot at the practice squad if they want.

Keeping fatboy whiffer Jeremi Johnson over Pressley was a mistake and like someone said, watch him get picked up by someone we play and he knocks our players out! Why was injury prone Ndukwe kept over Lynch? Why place Chatman on injured reserve? Let that BUM go! Geeeeeessssssshhhhhhhh You are praising Mike Brown moves? That is like you are approving that he is a real smart GM. What is up?

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while....but it's still just a rat with a furry tail.

Mike Brown is a rat.

Sad to see "OG Jason Shirley" on the cut list, plus somewhat puzzling that Simpson was kept over Marvin White - neither has been particularly impressive, and the added attitude/swagger that White was supposed to bring to the defense has likely been replaced by Rey Maualuga; however, the fact remains that White has a wealth of game experience, at least in relation to Jerome Simpson. Ah well, guess it's easier to admit you were wrong on a fourth-round pick than a second-round one.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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