Hate So Good

You're damn right I just alluded to John Mellencamp with that title.  After all, this is ooooouuuuuuur country.

As we all know, this is Steelers' week.  If you read this blog, I hope you hate those guys as much as I do.  Whether it's Rapistberger or Himes Ward, those guys are all big douchey losers who deserve bad things to happen to them.  After all, if you can't hate Pittsburgh and their dumb towel waving skank fans, what's the point of being a Bengals' fan?  To cheer on a Super Bowl champion?  Ha!

As such, let's take a look back at the great Steelers' posts of the past.  Dave Chappelle would call this the Player Hater's Ball.

• Of course, there was our 1000th post celebration, during which we were joined by the racist chin of Pittsburgh's former coach, Bill Cowher.
• There was the time some stupid kids from Pittsburgh made up some terrible song which will be mocked by all, forever and ever.
• Everyone forgets this now, but the Steelers' team doctor bought a bunch of HGH.  I'm sure none of it went to Joey Porter though.
• If you're in need of help getting read for the game, Brosef Stalin has some tips for preparation.
• How could we forget the time those crafty fellers "hacked" this very site???
• Sly once wrote a letter to the city of Pittsburgh and its residents.  It was not very nice.
• I made up a totally arbitrary Top 8 reasons for hating Pittsburgh.  I'm kind of mad I stopped at eight.  On the plus side, it got a few comments two months after the original post.

So take a look at the Ghosts of Hate Past.  Unless you are from Pittsburgh, which is impossible because if you were you couldn't be reading this.

Comments

[Scott Ricketts]

Sweet Jesus I hate those fucking towels. My wife has asked me recently, why I don't just switch teams, and root for someone else. My response was "Like who? I can't root for anything from Cleveland or Pittsburgh, and Baltimore used to be Cleveland, so I can't root for them. I'm stuck honey."

Fuck Pittsburgh and fuck anything that comes from there. I still hate Terry Bradshaw and he hasn't been in Pittsburgh in 30 years.

[Andrew (Rochester, NY)]

I think God even hates the Steelers

[Wyatt]

I grew up north of Pittsburgh, but still deep in the heart of "Stillers" country. As such, the fiery passion of my hatred for those towel-waving douchebags is likely not only worse, but more personal than most other members of this site. And the most annoying part? Getting on Facebook on a Sunday morning and seeing 40 status updates that all say the same thing - "Here we go" - and being reminded of that fucking song that I hear every fucking fall on every fucking radio station around home (even a couple of the Youngstown, Ohio, stations have gotten in on the act because the Browns suck so bad).

Fuck the Steelers, fuck cheap-shotting Himes Ward, fuck motorcycle-wrecking, female casino/hotel employee raping, toothless Ben Rothlisberger, fuck sucker-punching, jewelry-stealing Joey Porter (even as bad as I can't stand Levi and his laziness, that was both uncalled-for and unpunished, which brings me to...), fuck the Steeler-loving commissioner of the NFL, and, most of all, fuck the Rooneys for running their fucking team as a successful family-run franchise and making our front office (and, consequently, us as Bengals fans) look that much worse by comparison.

[Christmas Ape]

No, no, no.

This recipe called for hate. HATE! This is nothing but the anguish of the tortured and despondent.

FIX YO ANGUISH!

Also, long live Mike Brown. May his reign be ruthless and everlasting.

[Capt. Steve-O]

I remember your joke from last year about what Keith Rivers said to Himes Ward after the cheap shot. (something about "mmmphmmphmmphmm")

I'll see you in Hell, Christmas Ape. I'll see you in Hell.

[Sleeping With Bieniemy]

Chad and his army of baby-buses will run you over, Ape. Then his fathead image will twitter about it while simultaneously catching a TD against your Polamalu-less secondary.

We now have 2 Samoans to your none. The jig is up.

[Capt. Steve-O]

I cannot wait... simply cannot wait for Himes Ward to saunter across the middle, a buddy pass from The Rapist (or is that, "Therapists for $500, Alex") ..... here comes Rivers and Rey Rey... and BOOM. Just like that video of the surfer getting taken out by 2 Great Whites. Game over. No more Himes Ward. He simply disintegrates. Bengals win 31-17.

[Wyatt]

Sleeping With Bieniemy,

Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't we Out-Samoan'ed them the past few years, having had both TJ (isn't he at least part-Samoan, hence the hair?) and Domata? Or does only defense count?

Just curious.

[Christmas Ape]

Lovely how fans of a team with Chris Henry and Tank Johnson (and innumerable other examples of felonious behavior in recent years) are harping on a trumped up civil suit against Roethlisberger.

Whatever you can cling to if you're the Bungles, I guess.

And, yeah, they're totally gonna injure Ward. Just like every year, right? He might as well stay home.

Just a reminder: the last time the Bengals played the Steelers without Polamalu, yup, Steelers won that game too. Week 13, 2007 - 24-10. Carson was 17/44 with no TDs.

[Theme-Creator]

APE,

You are correct about Roethlisberger. We as Bengal's fans should not incourage or give any creditbility to outlandish friviouse lawsuits. After all, He could not have possibly done this seeing he is openly gay.

[Christmas Ape]

Friviouse?

Is that some backwater Cincy dialect word for "frivolous"?

And you all make jokes about Steelers fans not being able to read.

[Theme-Creator]

Ape:

I stand corrected. Your spelling is impeccable. Now take that cheap shotting, steriod created , crying towel waving homo loving quater back of yours and go F yourself.

Did I spell that all correct?

[Wyatt]

Actually, Theme Creator, you got the first couple sentences right, but it went downhill from there. The last sentence of your first paragraph should read:

"Now take that cheap-shotting, steroid-created, crying, towel-waving, homo-loving quarterback of yours and go F yourself."

And, Christmas Ape? I'm the resident grammar nazi around here, so fuck off.

[Theme-Creator]

I stand corrected. My english teacher was from Pittsburgh.

[counting_saturn]

Dear God I love this website.