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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Patrick I have tears from laughing so hard.
That jersey is a classic.
Major props to you.

And as a follow up U2 was incredible. On the way back from Chicago sometime during the 3rd quarter I asked my 17 yr old if he wished we still had tickets; he started laughing hysterically. There is a rumor U2 may hit the States again in 2010, if it happens I encourage all fans TO GO.

Love the jersey Can we design a jersey for the WDR. that is similar to that i am tired of putting duct tape on my old ones. But i still like my TJ one that says reason number 87 mike brown suck. People seam to love that one even tho it is just duct tape and a sharpie.

Comrade Robert,

I am curious - did you send this letter to MB?

Great idea for a post and i hope you stick with it. We all appreciate the time the writers put in everyday to make this site what it is but i think its important to have letters like these be seen to remind everyone that we are in this fight together. I guess what im trying to say is its comforting to see others stand up and tell mikey boy to go fuck himself. thanks guys keep fighting.

Robinsgr I did not forward to Mikey. I know a few people who have over the years and all got the same response of thanks for your support blah blah blah.
And I'd like to 2nd sturg' comments about the site writers. Thanks guys for the blog.

I think When you guys are at Black finn you should have a few copies with staps on it then say sell it for a buck. Put the profit towards the next goal.

That letter is awesome and depressing at the same time....You could send it to MB but, it would have to pass through his minions first, so he prob wouldn't see it.

Jade, if I am not mistaken, Bratkowski was down on the field at one time during his tenor here and I believe it was when LeBLOW was here and then when ML got here he put him up in the booth because they had decided he could do so much better of a job from way up high where he could see the whole field. So how has it worked out so far, well, if he is upstairs or down on the field it does not matter because he will always be HORRIBLE!

Patrick, I love that jersey, where can i get one of those?

why didnt my mike brown sucks jersey get posted?? I emailed it to you guys a couple weeks ago.

Tiger....agreed...and yes the 2nd amendment thing, I ewill blast any of Mike's goons that attempt to issue a gag order against me..muwahaha! REVOLUTION!

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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