While we trust our fellow comrades to continue honoring the boycott, we don't want to leave you wanting for entertainment this weekend. So once again WDR proudly presents an alternative to the titanic contest between the backups of the Cincinnati Bengals and the backups of the Indianapolis Colts.
This week we're still taking into account the needs of one of the newest residents of the Queen City, Andre Smith. No doubt he's had a tough week, with all the travel, contract signing and broken metatarsals. He needs to relax and get off his feet (at least the left one), and so do you, so why not spend a day at the Beach Waterpark. Labor Day marks its last day of operation for the year, and with temperatures due to climb back into the 80s there's no better time to enjoy a dip in the wave pool. Swimming is a great low impact workout, which should be perfect for somebody who is contractually mandated to stay under 350 pounds, but a good time can be had even if you weren't guaranteed $21 million dollars early this week.
In fact, for less than the already discounted price of the cheapest ticket at Riverfront Choice Tickets ($24 on a $72 face value ticket), you and a friend can spend a full day in the sun at the Beach, and still have $2 left over. So, have the missus pull out the bikini one more time and head North on I-71 for your fun this weekend. Who knows, Andre might even be there, we already know how much he likes to go shirtless.