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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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August 01, 2009

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There is no way this can't make it onto Hard Knocks. This is much too distracting/hilarious.

Way to go guys. I really think Mikey Boy will fight tooth and nail to keep this from making it onto Hard Knocks, but you're trying and that's all you can do. Keep fighting the good fight.

that a boy fellas. a fellow whodey revolution supporter from tampa, florida. keep fighting!

wish i could get a WDR shirt by next sat..... ill be up there watchin the black and orange game... pretty excited to see the luga'

Another well-played Project Mayhem! Time to get my WDR T-shirt to show support from another fellow whodey revolution supporter in Tampa....along with Josh!!

P.S. I be ignorant. What is "Hard Knocks"?

Punkin strikes a pose identical to her Paw.

"Hard Knocks" is the annual HBO series that documents one NFL team's training camp. It usually tries to manufacture drama out of position battles, pressure on coaches, etc. The Bengals are this year's featured team.

How can punkin and paw face the team, coaches, and media without a thorough discust for there way of running a most competitive team who really works hard too! MB says it, cause they be on tv soon and darn toot'n to show us.

Next banner: Mike Brown DIE or Sell the team to someone who wants to WIN!!!!!!

Are you sure there were 1,500 in attendance? From the practice video over at hobknob central it looked like there was about 50 people in the stands. Also, did you notice people had to bring their own chairs to sit and watch? LOL Cheap SOB! Charge $15 bucks to get in and have you stand to watch. Typical MFB move, take from people and give nothing in return. Good Job guys on the sign and keep up the great work!

Oh, I forgot to add, did MFB or Pumkin see the plane and look up? That picture would have been CLASSIC!

I love what you are doing guys. Keep it up. Mike brown has to learn that a real football team can't be run this way. I have been a fan since 80'. Mikeyboy always finds a way to break my heart every year. If he wants to protect are great quaterback why is Hippo-smith not signed. See what I mean.

You guys got my $19. This is brilliant. You made my Sunday morning even more bright!

Awesome... keep it up!

Just ordered my WDR t-shirt in support!

VIVA!

Possible message "1 Plane for 1 MB Playoff Appearance!"
Or "I am here B4 Andre!"

Another tampa bengals fan here. Good job, guys, time to donate!

You guys are so awesome, screw that old bag Mike Brown, I can't wait until he kicks the bucket.

Just noticed this... Anyone else love how the security guys are hanging out near Chris Henry in that one photo? (3rd photo after the jump)

How about the middle security guy, it looks like he wet himself.

Fuck youas sholes... Grow up man. Alot of these people have put up with results like LAST SEASon for over 18 YEARS 18 YEARS!!!!! Ive put up with it for 8. It drives me crazy at times. The site is right. While our optimism for this upcoming season may be appropriate we have all seen the continuing results of the repeated faith in Mike Browns operations. LOSING. With regards to 2005, that was awesome. But our recored has declined since. 8-8 , 7-9, 4-11-1. Is it gonna go back up!? Who knows. But dont get pissed when people dont feel the same way you do kid. Wait and see how this season turns out. Give it a while. I for one am OPTIMISTIC but i have to check myself cause its always up in the air with this team. So chill out man. Seriously.

Pick another team this crap is a joke and you make yourselves look bad !

Why would you waste your time and money if you hate Mike Brown and the Bengals ? It makes no sense, he will never sell the team and when he dies the kids take over. If you don't like it cheer for another team. Get a life dude !

3rd big pic down. Is it a sign of how pathetic the Bengals are that you have a Browns fan in attendance, or a sign of how pathetic the Browns are? Probably both.

lol this is a waste of time, if you r a fan of the team, show support to the players. and if u really hate mike brown, don't do something that will distract the whole team. Send him a bunch of mail or e-mails, something that only effects him. To be a real fan of the team, u shouldn't be part of something that is this negative!

Wow, amas85 - send Mike Brown mail or emails? That's your big idea? Maybe you should try it and see how far you get. The WDR guys are far, far beyond writing e-mails. They have real ideas and implement them, and are getting attention for those ideas. I have been a Bengals fan my whole life, but Mike Brown is the worst owner in sports and needs to be held accountable.

I see it got some MFB supporters attention did it not? Clown Brown needs to shown what the fans really think of him instead of the ones that sit on their arses every Sunday in PBS while sipping their pina coladas and then they go home biatchin about yet another loss. Keep paying this clown to watch a circus! You are the ones that are the FOOLS!

I was there Saturday and I'd say 1500 people in attendance is a valid estimate. About the seating arrangement, there are 3 fields at the facility...two practice fields that don't have seats, and the main field inside the stadium that does. They alternate fields (I assume to keep from wearing out the turf on any one of them) from day to day, and even within the same day. They were working out inside the stadium for about the first half of pracitce, then moved down to the auxillary field.

Anyway, just felt the need to clarify those two points of discussion. I say keep flying the banners...maybe the message will get through eventually.

Thank god for Who Dey Revolution! Keep up the good fight, maybe one day Brown will clue into what other succesful organizations do that win Super Bowls!

Sign suggestions:

"Paul Brown Weeps"

... or ...

"Paul Weeps While Mike Counts Money"

Guys - I'm a long time Browns fan, but I've got to show some love here. This is just awesome and hilarious. Way to do everything you can to make your point.

Everybody is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Everybody is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

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