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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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August 02, 2009

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Ahahhahahhahahahahahahazhha

Is it just me or is Katie looking fiiiiiinne this summer?

Dude... Keep um coming. This is great stuff!

You guys are awesome!
I'm just pleased that even at Georgetown, the Browns have their own little box seats and don't have to sit too near the riff raff.

If only "The Lost generation" would tell us what MikeyBoy Brown was thinking in those photos...

Excellent!

I donated my $19 bucks. Keep the stuff coming.

This is my favorite Project Mayhem task so far without question! WDR and fed-up fans we need to keep the pedal to the metal!!!!

I was there, at least 75% of the people there did not even see the banner or respond to it

2kirk, Yea right and I guess you spoke to all 75 percent of them too. LOL Do you have any pictures to prove your so called non point? Nope! So sit back and watch real action in progress! Great Job guys and here comes my $19.

This is awesome: great job. It's good that the fans there are seeing it, and hopefully they understand where you're coming from. I would love to hear what MB said to the others about it.

One worry I do have, though, and it sort of relates to what 2kirk's saying (though I wasn't there, so I won't say he's right or wrong). I've haven't seen or heard a single sports media outlet even mention the planes at Georgetown. I thought it would at least get a nod on PFT or something like that, but nope, not one word. I do not read James Walker (or ESPN's site in general), but I had to check his blog out because I didn't think even he could talk about Georgetown without mentioning it. Again, nothing.

Is there a conspiracy against WDR? If word isn't spreading about the protests, I'd be a little worried.

It kinda makes one wonder if MBB has an embargo against the media... ..."You print the story about the airplanes and banners and you and your media organization are not welcome to come to camp."? Wouldn't put it past that POS (MBB). In fact, I would bet that that is exactly what's been done.

I would really like to see a reference to the rookie holdouts that happen every year. I am not bribing; I am just saying I would easily make a double donation for such a thing. By the way these are F*ing awesome keep up the good work. If it is true that 75 % of people don't see them, I will drive down one day and yell "Hey what is that? Is that awesomeness in action? Yeah I think it is."

Bias in the media? Unheard of. Media turning a blind eye to truth? Shocking!

Leo's right. A "The Lost Generation" toon with MFB's thought's(an oxymoron) is needed. Spence?

P.S. Or maybe a toon showing the crowd's thoughts, in one of the panels, along with Mikey's.

Daugherty mentioned the banners on his blog, TML for 8/3. That's all I've seen, though.

Someone from WDR needs to contact the local TV stations sports people prior to doing another banner. Give them the exact dates and times and I am sure they will be there to tape it.

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