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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Roy Williams,"Tom got skills man. And he fast." Translation: I hate when white boys are faster than me.

Now i know why people hate Who Dey revolution and the media hacks who praise you fools for being a pain in the ass. Saying Tom has skills has nothing to do with being white. Maybe white athletes will stop being stereotyped when white people start giving white athletes credit for being good athletes. Wht'a wrong, is player hating becoming old and you are finding it hard to come up with new whinny ass excuses for being a prick?

Jim Lippincott and Katie Blackburn are the WORST possible representations of what this organization stands for. Ineptness, complete inability to relate to ANYONE, and money grubbing. Punkin is uqite possibly the worst looking woman I have ever seen under 80 years old or 250 pounds, just awful.
Tony, it's a joke dude, just a joke.

Seriously?.....Seriously?.....I mean really?...Seriously?
WOW! I had no idea there was a serious white athlete stereotyping problem in the U.S.???????? We should really do something about feed the poor or volunteer to be a big brother/big sister or ride a bike or watch grass grow or maybe just lightn' up and go watch some stand-up comedy or sumptin'. Maybe I'll have you and Sly come over for a Beer Summit and we can work it out. MKAY!

Isn't ... EVERYONE faster than Roy Williams?

Seriously, though, Tom ("Taz" according to Doc) Nelson is a welcome surprise.

Isn't ... EVERYONE faster than Roy Williams?

Seriously, though, Tom ("Taz" according to Doc) Nelson is a welcome surprise.

My god, i can see it now. I love Tom Nelson but please lets not turn Tom Nelson into the Ryan freel, tracey Jones and Adam Rosales of the Bengals. It's an insult to Tom Nelson. I hope you understand that.

what some others think of Hard


love ling WDR.

Lippincott looks like an LPGA player.

You all harp that the Bengals need better pass protection, and while this is one of Leonard's strengths, you want to throw him out for a guy that will be hurt for 6 games by week 3. I love watching Dorsey play (as there always seems to be a big play when he's in), but the guy has played a collective 4 games or something in the last 3 years (so, total of 5 big plays?). He's the Chatman of their running backs. The Bengals also to be high on a Dorsey-type in Scott. They can't keep both. They need blocking--every Bengal fan knows this. That's why it's a good idea that they keep Leonard and/or two fullbacks. If they keep Leonard and only one fullback, they'll then have the room to keep Dorsey, Leonard AND Scott. In a perfect world they'd get to keep Dorsey, Scott, Vakapuna, and Leonard, practice squad or otherwise. Unfortunately, it isn't in the cards.
Make fun of the Shirley thing if you want, but seeing a guy who's a totally "green" O-Lineman put a 320 Lb. Patriot D-Tackle on his arse was a welcome sight for a maligned line that lacks depth.
I think we can all agree on one thing, though: Maualuga needs to start week 1. The guy is awesome.

Gotta inject race into things... Classy!

"Isn't ... EVERYONE faster than Roy Williams?"

Sadly enough, even Samkon Gado was faster than Roy Williams on his long TD run.

Katie acts like she does not know what she's doing. You meet with a guy for over 4 hours and you still don't have a deal. I mean, this is for anything, if you can't come to terms over a 4 hour meeting something is wrong. She seems unsure of herself when meeting him at the door. Or is that a normal look on her face?

@WCH - Did it ever cross your mind that maybe I'm black. We're allowed to inject race into everything.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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