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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Right on, what a jive turkey. Anyone who employs an man who looks and acts like Jim LIppincott does does not deserve a football team and fans like Cincinnati has.

Sorry, extra does. Does does does not not not

I can't believe they made an offer to Vick....wait...oh yes I can !!!

Amen....

The most classless thing I have ever seen a pro sports team ever do. Lippincott is so ignorant to the fact it makes it look all the worse. That man is NOT NFL Caliber.

Watching Mikey conduct that meeting with the coaching staff clarified any misconceptions about the lack of professionalism in the Bengals organization. The looks of disbelief on the coaches' faces when Mike was brainstormng about the tight end position was priceless. Regarding Vick...can you imagine the reaction in a conservative town like Cincinnati if Mikey HAD managed to sign Vick? Just more proof that Mikey doesn't know squat about football nor give a damn what the people in this town think.

I might be mistaken, but during the coach's party I'm pretty sure Mike Brown stuck an unopened bottle of beer in his pocket. "Saving" it for later? Or maybe planning on selling it at PBS (BIG PROFITS)? A little something to sweeten the Andre Smith deal?

If anyone has it tivo'd or dvr'd, please confirm.

How about when lippencott says i need your "special, coveted, to be guarded playbooks" and they show him when its still dark lean them up outside next to the door of i suppose one of the coaches room. Although, I guess it does'nt matter much cause no other team would want to steal what already is stale and predictable.

Speaking of Lippy, I've never seen a guy who is 5'6" have a 7-foot-wide ass.

lets just burn that fuck at the stake... anyone down?.... im fucking tired of this shit.. i will never not love my bengals..... but for at least a year or two... can i get some fucking banwaggoning fans?, ... can i talk shit to someone else about their team before they see my bengals attire and tell me to shut the fuck up because im a bengals fan and we can only win 4.5 games a goddamn year (not to mention they were against shit teams at the end of the season).... someone please give a fuck about the people who give a fuck.....

Love the rant braddey, but one question: did you stay up all night or get up early? I see 6:24 am post time.

mikey reminds me of that john dupont guy that loved being around athletes and thought of himself as being one of them, when in fact everyone else viewed him as what he really was: an insane, weird, but very wealthy man who they could only say so much to without jeopardizing their own well-being. the emperor has no clothes.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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