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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Vick could start at RB with ease. He'd be hurt after a couple games but those games woud be glorious.

Screw Mikey Vick, and not just because of his crime. He ain't never gonna win a Super Bowl, just like Donovan McNabb, because he's a choker(just like McNabb) in the big games.

But I agree with Sly that it would be a hoot to see him go at running back until he gets torn apart by linebackers. Woof!

The question is not should the Bengals sign Vick but should Vick sign in the NFL? He has to take a 4 game suspension and probably will only be offered a league minimum deal. He will get 3/4's of 750K, not hurting but with a UFL deal reported to be 1-1.5 million I would play there and show teams that he can play. Not only that he can then sign with an NFL team that needs help making the playoffs, and make more money.

In review NO the Bengals shouldn't sign him, and Vick should go to the UFL for the money.

Sly is right on. Vick as an RB and hurt in a few games.

Besides, Chris Henry needs a new chauffeur and vehicle to barf out of now that Odell Thurman is gone. Chris and Mike: BFF.

The Bengals shouldn't sign Vick only because they don't have the OC to properly use his skills. If they did it could be a home run that would drive defenses mad, having to prepare for two polar opposites. But they don't so it would be a waste, but he is still a better option then JT as a backup.


"Quarterbacks are like queen bees," Brown said


i say take em as an rb or at least a tight end or somthin.... cant throw for shit but hes got skills everywhere else, and we do love us some ex cons here in cinci.... apparently

i think he should sign with Cleveland he would be a favorite of the dog pound

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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