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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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"At least I apologize for the dumps I take in public."

"Hi. I'm Jeff Query."

I will again state my belief that the next Project Mayhem project should be a full campaign against Berding for City Council. His employment with the Bengals is a conflict of interest and shows his inability to properly manage anything. Let's remove the Bengals representation from Cincinnati City Council.

We should do it like a tv add Ticket $162.00 (unless you buy it from a browns fan!) Beer $7.00 Knowing MFb just went in your pocket and ass raped you PRICELESS

Sleeping With Bieniemy...

For any revolution to be effective you have to have someone on the inside sympathtic to your plight or a spy. No one wants the Bengals to change thier ways more than Jeff. While he is in management he is given orders directly from Troy who gets them from Katie who gets them from Mike. Having Jeff in the public spot light via city council is a good thing for the revolution. He is far more helpful then you might think. On top of that, he is a good guy although misguided at times. But, if not on the record he will agree with most all that is written here and he also encourages WDR to keep up the preasure (although he will not admit that on the record for fear of being fired). So, he is a good spy and insider for the cause. Leaving him on council is a good thing for the revolution!

@Theme-Creator,

We haven't said anything about running an anti-Berding campaign. I do not know anything about the man's politics but I do know this proposal will be the butt of many jokes. I also do not know if he has used his position to the Bengals advantage...someone with detailed knowledge of local issues would be better to suited to answer that.

I am not sure whether or not he could possibly be helpful in any capacity in to The Cause in his dual role as Bengals employee and City Councilman. I am sure he doesn't like us at this point regardless so it's a moot point (assuming he even knows about the site).

Jeff Berding, Bengals employee and city councilman wants to require panhandler signs with more meaningful messages.
I have a few suggestions.
1. Saving up for next COA payment.
2. Missed lunch at training camp.
3. Want to buy Bengals and save franchise.
4. Collecting to help sign Andre Smith.
5. The city wants to charge me a seat license.
6. Want to buy TV before blackouts start.
7. Need to drown sorrows from Bengals loss.
8. I used to bet on the Bengals too.
9. Help the county pay forstadium maintenance.
10. Have to buy lunch for Jeremi Johnson.
11. Jeff Berding's brother in law.
12. Saving for stadium beer prices.
13. Pay Mike Brown or pay me, your choice.
14. Join Bengals Anonymous, pay here.
15. Discount for WhoDeyRevolution members.
16. Hamilton County Taxpayer.
17. Best seat I could afford.
18. Let's compare beer prices after the game.
19. And how much did you pay to Mike Brown?
20. I feel your pain, help me with mine.
21. Former IRS agent on the Mike Brown case.
22. Need money for city panhandling license.
23. And you think the Bengals are a good cause?
24. At least I don't have to watch the game.
25. Got poor price on sale of COA license.
26. You have to watch the game, and you're feeling sorry for me?
27. Forced to watch Bengals highlights 1991 - 2008.
and my personal favorite:
28. Not a dime goes to Mike Brown!

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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