WhoDeyRev passed the 1,000 posts mark last week. While that's probably not remarkable to all of you out there, it is to me so back off. If you could see the way Brosef Stalin talks to us in closed door meetings you would think, rightfully so, that we're the laziest bunch of bloggers that ever took off their sweatpants to sit down in front of a computer. To commemorate such an unlikely occassion, I sat down to have a chat with everyone's favorite protuberance.
Everyone, Bill Cowher's racist psychotic chin.
Chin: Sly, it was rather dumb of you to have me here. Let's be quick.
Sly: You've been with WhoDeyRev for several months now. How do you feel about us?
Chin: I hate all of you.
Sly: Do you think what we're trying to do here is working or will start working?
Chin: Hah, I liken you all to those Iranians that got all worked up. You guys know how to cause trouble but do you all know how to dodge secret police bullets?
Sly: Are you saying the Bengals are going to use violence to intimidate us?
Chin: All I'm saying is that if you ever see Brad St. Louis walking down a dark alley towards you make your peace with god.
Sly: Noted, then how do you feel about Mike Brown?
Chin: Mike Brown is a dynamo. While he might not be racist enough for my liking, I certainly appreciate the level of psychosis it takes to torment an entire city for two decades. And he's only getting started! A world hater like me knows a good demoralizing when I see one. And that man has done wonders to harm a community. He legally steals money from a city that can't afford it. He shows a wild disrespect towards his fanbase and overall just seems like a bad person. I really wish I was attached to him.
Sly: So who else are some people you look up to?
Chin: Donald Sterling really has a knack for breaking his fan's collective will to live. And he's racist, which is always a plus. Who else? Oh, Michael Jackson's dad. That guy really did a number on his kids. And he's a consummate businessman. Ty Cobb. Woodrow Wilson.
Sly: Moving on, what about Carson Palmer and his chances of having a good season?
Chin: (Giggles) Between the line the Bengals have and that mysterious injury from last year, you all better hope he still has a right arm at the end of the year. If not, all the misery and J.T. O'Sullivan'ing that would ensue might be fun to watch. I'm never one to miss a good trainwreck.
Sly: Well thanks for stopping by. Will you come back for our 2,000th post?
Chin: I'll come back for the day when Mike Brown's lawyers use your guy's first amendment rights as toilet paper.
Sly: That's a deal.
Dang it's a good thing we have abbreviations nowadays on the internet,
like 'lol' and
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
Posted by: Hofbraunow | July 12, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Sly,
Maybe you could interview the ghost of Paul Brown.
Rich
Posted by: rich | July 09, 2009 at 05:04 PM