MikeyBoyBrown is WDR's 100% fake, fabricated, satirical (did that satisfy the lawyers?) Twitter profile on Bengals Owner/GM/curmudgeon Mike Brown. Usually MikeyBoyBrown discusses his latest devious plans to buy day old bread for half off and other similar penny-pinching shenanigans. But last night he was up WAY past his bedtime (likely after getting all those newfangled channels after the analog/digital switch) and got into a discussion on Twitter with Chad Johnson - the real one.
Chad was a great sport, enjoying the conversation but also defending his boss. Comrade Showtime was behind this ingenious dialogue for WDR.
Below is the chronological transcript of the conversation, which is public for anyone to view if you are following @OGOchoCinco or @MikeyBoyBrown. Enjoy.
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Chad - you're going to live with Carson? I'm sub-leasing my guest bedroom for $475/mo. Need that cash! Utilities not included.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown wow, who did this account with the boss mans picture on it, yall are sillyMikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco It's me Chad. By the way, don't forget to give me some stamps so I can mail your paychecks to you in '09. I ain't buying those.
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Confession - I would have tried to trade you last year but I only get free long distance to 2 other teams.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown Very funny, you want to start cracking jokes, i got more jokes than north korea got nuclear war heads
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco I have more jokes than I do paid draft scouts. To be fair, that only means I have about 5 jokes though.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown holy shit thst was as good one, man get off my damn owner dude, that was funny, where you get that picture?
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Had Eric Ghiacuic take it. I'm the only guy he kept in front of him his entire time in Cincinnati LOLLZ!
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown you are on fire with the jokes tonight dude
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco How about this one - what's the difference between Chuck Bresnahan and a cow without a brain?
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown this got to be somebody on the inside
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco One is a big, dumb animal with no ability, talent, or skill; the other is a cow without a brain!
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Another confession - the only reason we're doing Hard Knocks is so I can get free HBO.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown you are officially the funniest person besides my pepe friends
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco I think I'm going to sign Michael Vick, what do you think? Now that Chris has his head on straight, I need someone to redeem.
And Chad went to bed after this question from MikeyBoyBrown.