MikeyBoyBrown is WDR's 100% fake, fabricated, satirical (did that satisfy the lawyers?) Twitter profile on Bengals Owner/GM/curmudgeon Mike Brown. Usually MikeyBoyBrown discusses his latest devious plans to buy day old bread for half off and other similar penny-pinching shenanigans. But last night he was up WAY past his bedtime (likely after getting all those newfangled channels after the analog/digital switch) and got into a discussion on Twitter with Chad Johnson - the real one.
Chad was a great sport, enjoying the conversation but also defending his boss. Comrade Showtime was behind this ingenious dialogue for WDR.
Below is the chronological transcript of the conversation, which is public for anyone to view if you are following @OGOchoCinco or @MikeyBoyBrown. Enjoy.
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Chad - you're going to live with Carson? I'm sub-leasing my guest bedroom for $475/mo. Need that cash! Utilities not included.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown wow, who did this account with the boss mans picture on it, yall are sillyMikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco It's me Chad. By the way, don't forget to give me some stamps so I can mail your paychecks to you in '09. I ain't buying those.
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Confession - I would have tried to trade you last year but I only get free long distance to 2 other teams.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown Very funny, you want to start cracking jokes, i got more jokes than north korea got nuclear war heads
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco I have more jokes than I do paid draft scouts. To be fair, that only means I have about 5 jokes though.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown holy shit thst was as good one, man get off my damn owner dude, that was funny, where you get that picture?
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Had Eric Ghiacuic take it. I'm the only guy he kept in front of him his entire time in Cincinnati LOLLZ!
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown you are on fire with the jokes tonight dude
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco How about this one - what's the difference between Chuck Bresnahan and a cow without a brain?
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown this got to be somebody on the inside
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco One is a big, dumb animal with no ability, talent, or skill; the other is a cow without a brain!
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco Another confession - the only reason we're doing Hard Knocks is so I can get free HBO.
OGOchoCinco@MikeyBoyBrown you are officially the funniest person besides my pepe friends
MikeyBoyBrown@OGOchoCinco I think I'm going to sign Michael Vick, what do you think? Now that Chris has his head on straight, I need someone to redeem.
And Chad went to bed after this question from MikeyBoyBrown.
Very funny!
Posted by: Steve Spencer | June 17, 2009 at 08:53 AM
Watching this going on yesterday was the highlight of my night. Too funny.
Posted by: Ashley | June 17, 2009 at 10:07 AM
That was awsome you need to bait him more i don't think he knows how to respond to the eric one!
Posted by: RK | June 17, 2009 at 10:10 AM
PS - I was also delightfully surprised to see that Chad knows about North Korea, and that it has nukes. I wouldn't have guessed he follows the news much.
Posted by: Ashley | June 17, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Watching this going on yesterday was the highlight of my night. Too funny.
Posted by: Ashley | June 17, 2009 at 10:07 AM
I will totally agree with you !
Posted by: Delta5243 | June 17, 2009 at 10:52 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Showtime, that was spectacular.
Posted by: Who Dey Boston | June 17, 2009 at 11:51 AM
north korea only has a few nuclearized warheads, so really he's only got like 5 or 6 jokes.
Posted by: bobestes | June 17, 2009 at 12:47 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-player-interviews/09000d5d81058e85/2009-Coach-feature-Marvin-Lewis
Good video for some candid Marvin thoughts on Chad (and the season), who refuses to call him Ochocinco.
Also, one of Solomon Wilcots responding to Chad's silly trash talk.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d810de789/Bengal-challenges-former-Bengal
Posted by: Mockenrue | June 17, 2009 at 01:38 PM
Pretty funny stuff! Michael Rabiner approves.
Posted by: Michael Rabiner | June 17, 2009 at 05:02 PM
Great stuff. Please ask some questions about the scouting staff on the Bengals official Twitter.
Posted by: michaelallenstowe | June 17, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Speaking of Ocho and CP,
I think this is a may be a make or break season for Carson Palmer. The Bengals have the schedule rotation (AFC West, NFC North) in their favor this year like they did in 2005. If he gets protection and a decent running game, which is a big IF, this is his chance to lead the Bengals out of mediocrity and into the playoffs. If not, we’ll likely see major turnover in personnel and coaches and more rebuilding for years to come. In the end, it could be that these lost years would be remembered as a colossal waste of offensive talent that Mike Brown accidently put together. And at best, Palmer would be thought of as an Archie Manning-type with an entire career (except one snap) spent playing meaningless games.
Posted by: michaelallenstowe | June 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Haha, excellent. There's a hashtag in there somewhere to rival #nicerfilmtitles.
Posted by: RamblingsOfTheUnmovitated | June 18, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Was that legitimately Chad? If so, that's pretty funny. Give COC credit, he was a good sport about it.
Posted by: BengalAnthony13 | June 18, 2009 at 01:39 PM
this site has officially tanked. yeah, the twitter is hilarious only because chad was a good sport to get involved. you are waaaayyy behind on good, relevant articles however, especially considering we have mandatory camps going on. hobson is out pacing you all like 4 to 1 on stories and the information that is out there indicates that the players are doing/saying the right things. i guess it's hard to be a debbie downer when the vast majority of intelligent bengals fans have nothing but bright spirits right now, so thanks for moving to the background. even your blogs with balls couldn't amount to much more than some chubby guys in a basement drinking beer in a self-aggrandizing stupor. and then you went and ran errands?!? nice little saturday you got there. maybe you'll go to a wedding and miss the cameras in training camp like you did the draft. we should be so lucky.
Posted by: huge-o knob-ez | June 18, 2009 at 03:50 PM
@huge-o knob-ez
I never understand people who bitch about the content of blogs in the comments of said blogs. If you don't like the content, don't visit the blog. Problem solved.
This site is so irrelevant, you not only visit and read, but also comment.
"I guess its hard to be a debbie downer"
Posted by: Ashley | June 18, 2009 at 09:49 PM
I'd be willing to pay $4.99 for the The Ocho Cinco Experience App.
Posted by: michaelallenstowe | June 18, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Intelligent Bengals fans know.....
Our offensive line is patchwork at best.
After decades of having no pass rush and decades worth of off seasons to fix it we still have exactly one guy who has ever had a double digit sack season.
Our first round left tackle will be playing right tackle and will probably be holding out.
Our second round middle linebacker is being played outside
Our third round athletic defensive end has been discussed at linebacker
Our owner has a track record of failure and refuses to admit that he runs a less than amateur organization.
Our head coach thinks that we'll be "fine". Of course we've been fine every year that he's failed to win a playoff game.
Those are things that "intelligent" fans know.
I've burned up blind optimism that is produced in the offseason before scores are kept. This organization will never be a consistent winner as long as Mike Brown is calling the shots. That's what this site is dedicated to. Helping fans to understand how to do their part to force mr. Brown to let a football mind run this football team.
We have done nothing to compete with Pittsburgh or Baltimore this season. Just think about Dick Lebeau and his blitz schemes for our rookie right tackle, or newly promoted backup center. Shit! My bright spirit just burnt out.
BTW the bright spirit web site is called bengals.com
Posted by: J M | June 19, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Thank you Phil for the coverage. It would indeed be great to meet on Tuesday evening and discuss your experience.
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