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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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June 17, 2009

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Very funny!

Watching this going on yesterday was the highlight of my night. Too funny.

That was awsome you need to bait him more i don't think he knows how to respond to the eric one!

PS - I was also delightfully surprised to see that Chad knows about North Korea, and that it has nukes. I wouldn't have guessed he follows the news much.

Watching this going on yesterday was the highlight of my night. Too funny.

Posted by: Ashley | June 17, 2009 at 10:07 AM

I will totally agree with you !

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Showtime, that was spectacular.

north korea only has a few nuclearized warheads, so really he's only got like 5 or 6 jokes.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-player-interviews/09000d5d81058e85/2009-Coach-feature-Marvin-Lewis

Good video for some candid Marvin thoughts on Chad (and the season), who refuses to call him Ochocinco.

Also, one of Solomon Wilcots responding to Chad's silly trash talk.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d810de789/Bengal-challenges-former-Bengal

Pretty funny stuff! Michael Rabiner approves.

Great stuff. Please ask some questions about the scouting staff on the Bengals official Twitter.

Speaking of Ocho and CP,
I think this is a may be a make or break season for Carson Palmer. The Bengals have the schedule rotation (AFC West, NFC North) in their favor this year like they did in 2005. If he gets protection and a decent running game, which is a big IF, this is his chance to lead the Bengals out of mediocrity and into the playoffs. If not, we’ll likely see major turnover in personnel and coaches and more rebuilding for years to come. In the end, it could be that these lost years would be remembered as a colossal waste of offensive talent that Mike Brown accidently put together. And at best, Palmer would be thought of as an Archie Manning-type with an entire career (except one snap) spent playing meaningless games.

Haha, excellent. There's a hashtag in there somewhere to rival #nicerfilmtitles.

Was that legitimately Chad? If so, that's pretty funny. Give COC credit, he was a good sport about it.

this site has officially tanked. yeah, the twitter is hilarious only because chad was a good sport to get involved. you are waaaayyy behind on good, relevant articles however, especially considering we have mandatory camps going on. hobson is out pacing you all like 4 to 1 on stories and the information that is out there indicates that the players are doing/saying the right things. i guess it's hard to be a debbie downer when the vast majority of intelligent bengals fans have nothing but bright spirits right now, so thanks for moving to the background. even your blogs with balls couldn't amount to much more than some chubby guys in a basement drinking beer in a self-aggrandizing stupor. and then you went and ran errands?!? nice little saturday you got there. maybe you'll go to a wedding and miss the cameras in training camp like you did the draft. we should be so lucky.

@huge-o knob-ez

I never understand people who bitch about the content of blogs in the comments of said blogs. If you don't like the content, don't visit the blog. Problem solved.

This site is so irrelevant, you not only visit and read, but also comment.

"I guess its hard to be a debbie downer"

I'd be willing to pay $4.99 for the The Ocho Cinco Experience App.

Intelligent Bengals fans know.....

Our offensive line is patchwork at best.

After decades of having no pass rush and decades worth of off seasons to fix it we still have exactly one guy who has ever had a double digit sack season.

Our first round left tackle will be playing right tackle and will probably be holding out.

Our second round middle linebacker is being played outside

Our third round athletic defensive end has been discussed at linebacker

Our owner has a track record of failure and refuses to admit that he runs a less than amateur organization.

Our head coach thinks that we'll be "fine". Of course we've been fine every year that he's failed to win a playoff game.

Those are things that "intelligent" fans know.

I've burned up blind optimism that is produced in the offseason before scores are kept. This organization will never be a consistent winner as long as Mike Brown is calling the shots. That's what this site is dedicated to. Helping fans to understand how to do their part to force mr. Brown to let a football mind run this football team.

We have done nothing to compete with Pittsburgh or Baltimore this season. Just think about Dick Lebeau and his blitz schemes for our rookie right tackle, or newly promoted backup center. Shit! My bright spirit just burnt out.

BTW the bright spirit web site is called bengals.com

Thank you Phil for the coverage. It would indeed be great to meet on Tuesday evening and discuss your experience.
This post too really i enjoyed going through it with regards.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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